Have you ever thought you had a group of friends that you considered pretty close and would be there for you if you really needed them?
This morning I looked in the mirror and noticed I was in the late stages of a mean unibrow.
Where were you on that one, assholes?
8 comments:
Probably in their own homes, laughing at your unibrow.
probably the same place there were when you had a mustache.
i kid i kid.
You have some shitty friends.
I thought you were eyebrowing instead of bearding. my bad.
Those batshit crazy chicks in that commune in Texas sport the unibrow too. You are NOT one of them.
Rachel - if so this is the most elaborate prank ever - and I have to admit I'm impressed.
Alexa - chicks dig the stache and you know it. It isn't weird or creepy at all.
Emma - tell me about it.
Perk - I love verbing words.
Amy G - can you imagine if I had kids with a girl who ALSO sported the unibrow? I can - and it would be sexy.
Wow, I agree with Emma!
I totally would have told you. All my guy friends are perfectly primped....thanks to my honesty!
My friend does eyebrows. I can give you her number.
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