I realize that with the Democrats crazy huge advertising budget and the liberal media's agenda I will never win - but I've decided to bring in a radical, smoking hot Vice President candidate to excite the base - Elisha Cuthbert.
In other words - a vote for me is a vote for boobies. Blond haired, sexy boobies. I mean your other candidates are Surviving Myself (an old guy) and Your Beard Is Good who is brown. And when was the last time a brown guy won an election? There are other people nominated but some of them are Canadian (gross), a Hater, or any number of other horrible, terrible things.
I was also featured in Cleveland Magazine's Hot Blogs. I assume the Hot thing is mostly because of that picture of Elisha Cuthbert (a vote for Narm is a vote for boobies - is it catching on yet? I'm a maverick). My friends now refer to me as a "Prominent Cleveland Blogger" which is a lot like being called "a loser" but with bigger words.
Here's hoping that all of this showing off distracted you from noticing I didn't write a real post today.
27 comments:
You have boobies?
You've got my vote.
i was going to vote for you until i read that you think canadians are gross. :P
ELISHA CUTHBERT IS CANADIAN, YOU PUTZ!
That means she's clearly MY co-candidate.
We're going to kick the aboot out of your howse, eh?
Actually...we'll let you have it because we're polite and kind-hearted like that.
are you KIDDING ME? A vote for you is a vote for boobies... I have real boobies! You are just borrowing someone elses.
i still hate you for the cleveland magazine thing. bitter.
After seeing that jpg, I've got a Monday Post of my own !
I think that you are being sexist, and you should also include some man candy to win the girls vote. I'm just sayin. I'll still vote, but a little bribery is always appreciated.
Dude, I'm only 85. That's not that old.
You got my vote Narm.
I remember her from when she was a kid on the show Popular Mechanics for Kids and now look at her.
Her mechanics are pretty popular.
That was lame.
I'm sorry.
I tried to vote for your boobies but it won't let me...I think I'm to old :-(
You couldn't distract me only because I have boobies too and am not distracted by them.
That said, I would vote for you, but I'm teetering on 30 so technically I'm almost a 30 something blogger, not 20-something.
Wow. You're famous and shit.
Congrats on the press and the nom!
I think you could at least do what the GOP did for Sarah and buy this poor woman a decent fitting outfit. Her suit top is too small and her bottom is sort of wrinkly big in the front. What's that about?
I <3 Boobies.
I do think it's hilarious that you chose a Canadian running mate.
I choose Wayne Gretzky. We need to cancel out Ben.
i'm with alexa. Hate ya.
I don't think Cutbutt is gonna help you get the win.
Narm , here's your link that you have posted.
http://pro22.sgizmo.com/survey.php?SURVEY=U3PQARQ8P0MXHXN1GSND854OER047C-94298-19947470&pswsgt=1231603761¬ice=DO_NOT_DISTRIBUTE_THIS_LINK
Notice what it says at the end. Go to sgizmo.com and type pro22 in the search box. You may get only one vote.
Can I vote if I'm a Thirty-Something? ...I mean, they take driving privileges away from us Old Bitty’s at a certain age why not our voting right too? Sheez
*Bon Don*
Shoulda offered cash.
I am proud of you. And I like boobies so I would vote for you. Ok its more like I am jealous of people WITH boobies, but whatever. Same difference.
congrats, and I just wanted to remind you that Obama was the last light brown guy to win an election...
I'm confused and a little grossed out; she has blond hair growing out of her boobies!?
Well played there on the boobies card. Methinks the next presidential candidates can learn a thing or two from you.
Congrats on the nomination and shout out in the magazine!
I was going to make some witty comment regarding the picture, but it seems as if your other commenters have already done that.
So. Pretend I said something funny.
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