As mentioned before, the Lady Friend is s strict vegetarian.
And it fucking rules.
Now, I see the Man Police coming to take away my Man Card and give me a Clay Aiken CD instead but let me finish (don't be the Kanye to my Taylor Swift, Reader).
About half of the time I eat vegetarian just because it is easier than making two meals. This isn't as bad as it sounds because almost everything involves cheese. Also, if you have been living under a rock, cheese is the greatest thing God ever invented. I would vote for cheese for president. I wouldn't even care about its stance on bacon.
But that is not the greatest thing about eating vegetarian.
Everyone I know is dieting. You are all trying to eat better and lose weight and get more fruits and vegetables in your diet.
Guess what? I eat that shit all the time now.
So what happens when I am on my own for dinner?
I can eat anything I like.
I had a dinner the other night that consisted of three different kinds of breakfast meats. It was like a menage a trois of delicious dead animal in my mouth. I may have killed off an entire species with that meal.
And don't even get me started on dessert. That shit is a three course meal now. The Oreos are just to get my palate prepared for the ice cream. But save room for the main course! Wouldn't want to miss out on the chocolate covered donuts!
And keep that Clay Aiken CD to yourself.