I am one lazy bastard.
A lot of nights I stay up late just because I am too lazy to walk all the way upstairs to bed.
I am not afraid to text people who are in other rooms of the house just so I don't have to get up and talk to them.
I pay all my bills late - not because I am too lazy to write the check or go online - but because I am actually too lazy to even open the letter when it comes to my house.
I sleep with the lights on at least once a week because I am too lazy to get up and turn the lights off.
Personal hygiene becomes a battle of endurance as I avoid showering for 2,3...even 4 days.
I hate shaving - why do you think I have a beard?
But even with all that laziness - I still had the energy to donate $10 to Haiti by texting "Haiti" to 90999. It is easier than finding topless pictures of Lindsay Lohan - just text the info above and the $10 is added to your phone bill.
Afterward, I was so proud of myself that I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Well, not really - I was too lazy to actually spread the PB and J on so I just dipped the bread in the containers.