Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Name Fail

This is a restaurant by my house. Their logo spells "Poo".

If you have the maturity level of a 5 year old, like me - this is the greatest thing to ever happen.

Lady Friend - "Narm - what do you want for dinner?"

Me - "POO!"

Lady Friend - "Har Har. Seriously, what do you want?"

Me - "The Poo Poo Platter."

(Maturity is overrated.)

Not to mention their name sounds like a sexual position -

"I got Pearl of the Orient last night."

I bet you did.

And if you are too "mature" for this, and don't think jokes with the word "poo" are comical. Well, they have a slogan for you -

It's All About Good Taste


Moooooog35 said...

We have a Thai place in town named 'Teat Ne.'

NE here stands for 'New England' - so every time I read it I imagine a place named 'Teat, New England' that only sells boobs.

You may be my brother.

Matt said...

does your lady friend actually laugh in Har Har's instead of HA HA's.

because thats awesome.

LBluca77 said...

I would have noticed the poo in that sign instantly myself. I too am a 5 year old. High five!!

Mary said...

My mind went straight to the vagina reference. Does that count?

Andhari said...

I can understand that kind of interpretation. I do that, a lot.

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

this just made me laugh out loud.


lacochran said...

Wasn't Pearl of the Orient the hooker with the heart of gold?

I heard she was pretty won-ton.


I'll go now.

Shellbell said...

we had a restaurant called House of Tang. i couldn't stop laughing everytime i drove by...never could bring myself to eat there though.

(i read your posts all the time, just never commented before:)

WannabeVirginia W. said...

Thank goodness, I am not the only 5 year old who goes into hysterical laughter when poo and farts are mentioned. I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

GingerMandy said...

i giggled throughout this entire post.... poo jokes are my faaaaaaaavorite.

Ed Adams said...

There's some kind of Asian restaurant in the town near me called Fuk Mi.

Maxie said...

I dont order poo poo platters because I can't keep a straight face.

Yep, i'm 12 too.

Laurie said...

I instantly thought of the "other" pearl necklace.....

zwinggi said...

in boston there is a french/cambodian restaurant called ELEPHANT WALK. every time i passed it i'd ask my 'then gf, now wife' if we should find like 14 dudes who aren't doing anything.