What a little asshole.
Kids are pretty much worthless as it is - they don't pay for dinner, they don't have conversations about the benefits of a 3-4 defense and they don't even have a favorite Guns'n'Roses song.
But the little asshole I saw this morning takes the cake.
This morning, as I headed across the icy roads of Cleveland, Ohio, I noticed a kid of about 7 years old walking down the side of the street.
Suddenly, he started doing a hilarious dance as his feet slipped on the ice. He looked like Christopher Reeves trying to do the Jamiroquai dance.
And then, he fell. Oh, how he fell. It was hilarious. I laughed out loud and slapped my steering wheel thinking, "Oh, how swell!".
Life was good.
That little son of a bitch bastard looked at his hands and they were bleeding. And he started CRYING!
Crying! Bleeding seven year olds crying on a busy street in 30 degree weather? Even I can't laugh at that!
So what went from a wonderous, hilarious event - suddenly turned me into the World's Biggest Asshole for laughing at the kid.
If I hadn't driven away so fast I would have given that bastard the finger.