Well, it is almost time for the Super Bowl. Bring out the chip dip and the plasma TV's and funny commercials no one hears because everyone is talking. It is time for the guys to get so drunk they are arguing about how the size of Peyton Manning's forehead actually helps him as a QB; and also for the girls to retreat to the kitchen to drink and complain about their boyfriends in the other room.
But it is not time for Brett Favre. His tyrannical reign is over. At least for this year.
We are now in line for another year of "will he or won't he". Sportscasters around the world will speak in hyperbole about how the all-time leader in interceptions somehow wills his team to victory. People everywhere will somehow gloss over his implosions every year (the last 3 seasons have ended on an interception) and depict him as an every man.
There has to be a way to combat Brett Favre.
We need to find someone who has even more power - someone who can unseat ANYONE - no matter their position of power or prestige.
That's right - for the 2010 season I think the new Vikings quarterback should be: