Alright, America - it's time to take this relationship to the next level.
In this big game of Risk that is the World, it is time for the U.S. claim the moon as the 51st state.
That's how this works, right? Whoever shows up to a country first wins - like "Finder's Keeper's".
So lets get back up to the moon and claim that bitch. We've been there once, our flag is there - time to slap a McDonalds and a Wal-Mart and make it truly American.
Just think of all the power we could have if we owned the moon. Screw treaties - we'd have a missile launching station there and the world would be F'd. Missile defense? Bitch, we'll shoot your ass from outer space.
Plus we'd probably get to meet up with Aliens before anyone else. We could spread all kinds of rumors about France and get ET on our side. Imagine an army of aliens and U.S. soldiers coming down on China - right before battle we'd make them all watch Rudy just to get some extra juice flowing.
So, Obama, if you are reading this (and I assume you are) - it's time to claim the moon as the 51st state. With your leadership and influence, we could be only a few decades away from MTV's Real World - The Moon.