Things I could have done instead of sitting in a traffic jam for 1.5 hours this morning -
1. Done 8 Minute Abs 11.25 times
2. Watched "Pee Wee's Big Adventure"
3. Driven to Toledo
4. Played a regulation soccer game
5. Written a hysterically funny, politically conscious blog that would have solved world hunger and finally gotten Lindsay into rehab. But, since I got stuck in traffic, you get this.