Monday, January 4, 2010

Traffic Jamz

Things I could have done instead of sitting in a traffic jam for 1.5 hours this morning -

1. Done 8 Minute Abs 11.25 times

2. Watched "Pee Wee's Big Adventure"

3. Driven to Toledo

4. Played a regulation soccer game

5. Written a hysterically funny, politically conscious blog that would have solved world hunger and finally gotten Lindsay into rehab. But, since I got stuck in traffic, you get this.

Happy Monday.

11 comments:

Allison M. said...

wow. wow. wow.


or you could've driven to 30 minutes outside of columbus too.

Page Seven said...

But if you drove to Toledo, you'd be in... Toledo.

Ed Adams said...

Damn You, Traffic! DAMN YOU!

*shaking fists in air violently*

Fizzgig said...

yea, it took me 3 hours and 10 minutes to get from fairlawn, to lakewood, to fairlawn this morning. i mean seriously, we live in ne ohio, can the snow be something people get use to some day?

Moooooog35 said...

Lindsay into rehab?

Dude...Lindsay OUT of rehab is basically my only shot at her.

Don't take that away from me.

lacochran said...

If you'd done #1, you'd stop traffic with your 48 pack abs. (As opposed to your awesome beard.)

lacochran said...

Wait. It wasn't 8 times... it was 11.25 times. Damn, Barbie was right.

WannabeVirginia W. said...

or you could have watched a hysterical episode of 21/2 men

Matt said...

just think of how many 7 minute ab's you could have done.

Maxie said...

Please don't put lindsay in rehab. Someone's gotta be crazier than I am. It makes me feel good about my life.

LBluca77 said...

I would have just gotten out and started walking.