Monday, January 11, 2010

I Have a Dream

Me, while talking to a college friend - "Do you remember what you wanted to be 'when you grew up' when we were in college?"

Friend - "Not really. Other than drunk."

Me - "I think I just wanted to be bearded."

Friend - "I just wanted to get knocked up by a rich guy and spend my life as a well dressed baby oven."

I'm glad we didn't set the bar too high.

9 comments:

Rika Safrina said...

to get knocked up by a rich guy is a kinda tough effort as well :P

Fizzgig said...

well, the baby machine one is kind of aiming high if you think about it.

That Kind of Girl said...

Dude, back in the day I used to want to be a high-powered young intellectual gettin' a PhD then jumping on the tenure track at a prestigious institution. But now, baby oven sounds pretty darn good.

Moooooog35 said...

My friend said the exact same thing about being knocked up by a rich guy.

We figured that impregnating a man would be possible by now.

Stupid future! Step it up!

GregoryJ said...

After I decided against priesthood at beginning of senior year, I had no idea. I still don't, 36 years later.

Thanks,
GregoryJ

Deutlich said...

I am assuming this friend of yours is a chick, right?

RetroTrasher said...

I think my goal now is "karaoke dj"
how the mighty have fallen

Cuddleslut said...

dream big!!! hahaha, "bearded"

Maxie said...

it's still my dream to get knocked up by a rich guy

have a baby by me, baby, be a millionaire.