My last two fortunes:
"Focus in on the color yellow tomorrow for good luck!"
First - never had a fortune with an exclamation before - this wafer means business. Second - definitely eating at McDonald's Golden Arches in honor of this fortune - but I'm willing to guess my innards are going to consider this a misfortune.
"Focus on your long-term goal. Good things will happen."
Showcase Showdown here I come!
Fun facts about this picture:
I am entirely too lazy to find a computer with Photoshop so I made this picture in paint.
I had to cut my body and head separately - which is why the proportions are off.
I was dancing the robot in the original picture I stole this from.
My right arm was missing so I had to redraw it in paint. My muscles are still in real proportions.
Drew Carey is my Dad. Ok not really, but he is from Cleveland, and I live in Cleveland now so that means we are at minimum friends, right? I mean it isn't Myspace official - but it still counts, right?
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I was told that if you focus on a color while drinking you don't get sick. My friend was drunk when he told me this, but, hey, he didn't get sick. That means it works...right?
Oh, also, I do all my photoshop work in Paint. For some reason, i'm quite partial to that program. Regardless, nice image! If you do go on the showcase showdown remember...$1 is always a good bet.
Exclamation points are the bomb! Haven't you been reading my blog! They are the new SNAP
Love the pic! I'm sorry but I did LOL looking at the details.
Myspace official- Classic!!
If I focus on anything while drinking it become fuzzy.
Alcohol, you my friend, are not in fact, my friend.
Impressive. I'm a whiz at Photoshop, but when it comes to Paint (at my office *cough*), I can't even freakin figure out how to resize a photo. WTF?
very impressed with the picture!!
i think that if i knew how to do anything with photoshop or paint i would be the death of me.
i would put all of my friends faces on animal bodies and then i would get fired for being a shitty worker.
Haha. Paint.
If I ever went on Showcase Showdown I would want to be up against a grandma and win both of them because I was within $100 of the price of mine. Then I would be like "TAKE THAT, GRANNY!"
"this wafer means business."
Roffle.
Lauren - I always focus on one color - blacking out.
And have you seen the video of the lady that bets $1 UNDER the person before her bet? Then she thinks she wins and jumps around and Drew Carey has to lower the boom.
Allie-Gator - you are the exclamation queen - and you rule your kingdom with a generous shift key. And no friendship is real until it is Myspace official. MTV told me that.
rs27 - great line - but, seriously - where would we be without alcohol? Other than successful and with money in our bank accounts.
Mel - I prefer to live my life in the 90's and therefor won't give up paint. Avoid the Noid!
Alexa - I work with Photoshop professionals (ad agency) and they are constantly putting people's heads on hilarious bodies. I'll have to post some of their handiwork.
Emma - would you kiss Drew Carey - or is that an honor only for Bobby Barker?
Rachel - I get worried when my fortune cookies stress their message with punctuation. Makes the fortune more like an order.
I think with snazzy Paint skillz like that, Creative just found their summer intern.
I would probably kiss Drew Carey. I mean, he is from Cleveland.
If I would paste my picture somewhere, it would be with the ladies of the View. Laugh if you want. But I could strike up some X-rated conversation that would Babs head a-spinnin'!
myspace makes everything official.
Bulletins are for the Extra Special Announcements.
Micky-D's is throwing you a free chicken sandwich today with a purchase of a medium drink...that is good fortune!
i like the work you've done there with photoshop/paint. i cant even barely figure out how to sign in to my blog. so you've got a lot on me.
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