My fortune today:
You will enjoy good health,
That is your form of wealth.
Bad news, Fortune Cookie, I just ate at a pay-by-the-pound Chinese buffet - so unless you mean that I just got a colonic for $7.04 - I am guessing my health isn't exactly optimum right now.
How about a different form of wealth...like...money? Or an endless supply of Pop-Snaps so I can scare away Homeless Guys when they ask me for change?
You are a cheap bastard, Fortune Cookie.
* I added this picture of my Cautionary Homeless Aversion through Non-violent General Explosives (C.H.A.N.G.E.) to clear up some confusion. Thanks Julie_Gong for pointing out the fact that these things have 1,000 different names and I should have made it more clear.