I'm not real sure how this age thing works - I may be a bit hypocritical here - but why do old people love to throw out these one liners that have absolutely no acceptable response? They have catch phrases that are like stun guns. Really annoying stun guns.
What am I talking about?
I'm talking about the Top 5 Annoying Things Adults Say That Warrant Absolutely No Response. I've also added things I scream at the top of my lungs (the lungs in my head) when I hear these.
1. Hot enough for ya?
Yes - because it feels like I am in hell, now.
2. (while cleaning / mowing) Are you going to come do mine next?
Do you mean your daughter?
3. I remember when you were still in diapers!
Really? Because you seemed old to me then, too.
4. Back in MY day...
We'll see where that nickel gets you now, Grandpa.
5. I remember when gas was $2.50 a gallon!
Ahhh the good ol' days.