Friday, July 11, 2008

S/W/M seeking Long Weekend

I am a single, white male looking for a long weekend to spend my time with.

I enjoy:

Excessive drinking
Naps
Sporting events
Nice restaurants with the lady friend
Sleeping in

I dislike:

Spreadsheets
Deadlines
Business cards
Meetings
Business casual

If interested please kidnap and get me the hell out of here.

Mondays need not apply.

12 comments:

The Doggy Did It said...

Awww, poor baby...


If I was a weekend I would totally kidnap you.

Alexa said...

i'm tired of working

moooooog35 said...

Dude, I'd do it but I'm not a gay day.

Sorry.

BloggingJason said...

NO FAIR! I called dibs first.

deutlich said...

I always giggle when I hear someone use the term "lady friend"

hahaha

rs27 said...

I'm with moooog. Wait not with him but with his statement.

Dammit.

lacochran's evil twin said...

You forgot to add "No freaks." ...or did you?

Allison M. said...

suck it up narm.

rawbean said...

hehehe....I've got nothing clever to add.

JP said...

Please let me know if and where you find this "long weekend"! I need a few.

Petey Papa said...

Maybe you should have accompanied ol' Chuck to Chi-Town!

MsPuddin said...

likes: whips and chains?