I am a single, white male looking for a long weekend to spend my time with.
I enjoy:
Excessive drinking
Naps
Sporting events
Nice restaurants with the lady friend
Sleeping in
I dislike:
Spreadsheets
Deadlines
Business cards
Meetings
Business casual
If interested please kidnap and get me the hell out of here.
Mondays need not apply.
12 comments:
Awww, poor baby...
If I was a weekend I would totally kidnap you.
i'm tired of working
Dude, I'd do it but I'm not a gay day.
Sorry.
NO FAIR! I called dibs first.
I always giggle when I hear someone use the term "lady friend"
hahaha
I'm with moooog. Wait not with him but with his statement.
Dammit.
You forgot to add "No freaks." ...or did you?
suck it up narm.
hehehe....I've got nothing clever to add.
Please let me know if and where you find this "long weekend"! I need a few.
Maybe you should have accompanied ol' Chuck to Chi-Town!
likes: whips and chains?
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