Sunday, July 13, 2008

To Catch A Predator

Friday after work I decided to head to my favorite bar, the Harbor Inn to meet up with the best blogger in all the land (the CleveLand) - Alexa from Cleveland's A Plum. She presented me with my amazing prize t-shirt and was generally way, way cooler than I'll ever be. Don't get too excited, though, Alexa - being cooler than me is like being better at bowling than Barack Obama. Thank you for the beautiful shirt, though - I will wear it with pride.

Well before meeting her I decided that I should hit up Happy Hour and get myself warmed up. My liver has taken some time off and I wanted to make sure she was ready for the barrage of Miller Lite coming her way. (For this story my liver has female genitalia, apparently).

Sitting at the bar by myself made me feel a little weird inside - I mean I was just sitting there pretending like I could hear the TV over the juke box. What to do? Strike up a conversation with a local? No go - I have a strict rule about only talking to people with more teeth than coffee stains on their shirt. My only other option was to play Photo Hunt.

If you haven't played Photo Hunt - it is one of those touch screen games in which you try to notice five differences between two photos. Easy peasy, right?

After throwing my money in and selecting the wonderful joy that is Photo Hunt I sat back, proud of myself for no longer looking like a creep sitting at the bar by my lonesome.

The game comes up - READY??? It asks.

Bring it, Photo Hunt.

Then, BAM! Next thing I know a whirlwind of naked women and bad 80's hair hits me in the face like Iron Mike.

It was Erotic Photohunt.

I'm sitting at a bar -

by myself -

finger molesting pictures of 80's ladies in their birthdays suits.

Can you find five differences between these photos?


BloggingJason said...

You're not a movie star yet? That's about the only thing different that I can pick out...

The Doggy Did It said...

I love those skeevy porn games... It is always a good conversation starter to be sitting at the bar, looking at porn in public.

Jocular Schlemiel said...


Alexa said...

so fun hanging out with you! when me and moira left we were like, i think narm's gf hates us.

then we thought - well, we would be wary of random girls that our boyfriend was hanging out with that he met on the internet.


and those erotic photo hunt top scores at the harbor are mine!! they can't be beat.

rs27 said...

Pee Wee Herman would never wear a blazer

Mel said...

First difference: Paul Reubens is a righty and you're a lefty.

Then I got all horny from those porn staches and quit.

moooooog35 said...

They have that game?!?

And here I am fingering pictures of asteroids and shit.

My bar sucks.

Kristen said...

I totally rock at that game!!

I wind up at bars by myself a lot...

is that sad?

Julie_Gong said...

Um, I don't really see anything wrong with that scenario.

Allison M. said...

Photo hunt was the best at this hole in the wall bar in Kent. We could sit for hours playing it.

bird said...

I looove naked photo hunt! Too bad we didn't realize that Alexa is a top scorer...with 3 of us at it, we would have been unbeatable!!

Lauren said...


Awesome. You were totally THAT guy.

c.watson said...

Ha I love that game and I'm a chick. I used to have the high score in college, sadly some younger perv has come in a beat me :(

Maybe I should practice more.

March to the Sea said...

headed to the the Cleveland to spend a week w/my inlaws...can't freaking WAAAAAAAAAAIT!

(jocular pointed me to your blog..i'll do some poking around more)