Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Hallo-whoops.

Shit.

Halloween is tomorrow.

I've had so many great ideas -

Freddy Mercury -
Ed Hochuli -


George Michael -


A Zombie -


Extremely good looking -

But now it is tomorrow and I have nothing prepared. I have a beard...thats it.

I need ideas.

I am definitely down for shaving the beard into a mustache for the sake of hilarious costumage. Also - do not be fooled by my ideas above, it does not HAVE to be a gay, British rock star.

No pressure, but my entire Halloween depends on YOU.

Please help. Give me ideas, oh Beautiful Readers. Save my halloween.

34 comments:

Deutlich said...

George Michael! George Michael! George Michael!!!

And then you can keep the beard. ;)

HBee said...

Oh please be George Michael. But I believe Halloween is on the 31st...

LadyShay said...

Not 2mrw, but the day after...unless you're so cool that you celebrate it 2mrw. Cuz that would be true:) I have no ideas for you either.

Narm said...

My bad, my bad. I was planning on posting tomorrow morning but did it tonight. So pretend it is Thursday.

Angela said...

Since you've got a beard an all, you can go as some sort of sports player. You could rock the whole "playoff beard" thing.

andrea said...

When in doubt, go zombie.

SS+1 said...

I vote for you going as newspaper head man circa adam sandler on SNL. "I'm newspaper head man..GIMME SOME CANDY!"

Muh.Wran.Duh said...

Def George Michael!!!

If not him, then do Richard Simmons and get a few plump friends to dress up as your work-out team!

I'm sure many ppl would get a kick out of that one...

c.watson said...

It's obvious: zombie Freddie Mercury, both fun and tasteful.

Gilahi said...

If you dress as George Michael, you'll have to spend the entire evening in the men's room to make it seem more realistic.

M said...

be lil john wayne. or lil wayne newton. either combination would be hilarious.

Fizzgig said...

my bf is going with a dick in a box a la Justin Timberlake on SNL. Suprisingly, I only saw one person do this at Kent state this past wknd. All you need is a pimpin outfit and a present attached ever-so delicately over the um, package.

does the winning idea get a prize? cus you didn't specify. maybe people will try harder for a prize.

Nilsa said...

I'm going with the masses and saying George Michael! Though, by the sounds of it, you might start a riot if you do! And do you really want to be responsible for that?

Hex said...

Andrew Ridgely can't get any love?

The man was 1/2 of the band, people!

Kristen said...

Freddie Mercury! Without a doubt.

Or how about Borat? With the bathing suit? I'm just saying because you look so great with a mustache.

surviving myself said...

Go as a blogger. Everyone will wonder what the hell that is.

Marie said...

GEORGE MICHAEL!!!!!

I hope that helped.

And p.s. keep the beard.

Evil Genius said...

Can you braid your beard and do a little Johnny Depp-pirate thing?

And if you can, can you give me your address? 'Cause I would find that TOTALLY HAWT.

:-)

LBluca77 said...

Gearge Michael. Just don't go into any public bathrooms.

fiona said...

I'm with Kristen on this one.
Go as Borat, I can lend you a swimsuit, oh, and a chicken.

Molls said...

George Michael for sure. Freedom is the most fun song to rock out to.

moooooog35 said...

Dude.

White sheet, lots of holes in it, bag of fake rocks.

Charlie Brown Halloween.

Cheap. Fun. And you can go commando under the sheet.

Triple bonus.

lacochran said...

So the bearded lady idea is out?

Oh, was I not supposed to mention that?

DanjerusKurves said...

Ooh, ooh, OOH! I'VE got it!! Even though you totally ignored my last/first comment, I'm giving you a second chance to acknowledge my awesomeness. You can be Leslie Cochran - the famous bearded Austin transvestite!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leslie_Cochran

DanjerusKurves said...

p.s., you'll get a better idea if you Google "Leslie Cochran" IMAGES.

lacochran said...

Just for the record--Lacochran and Leslie Cochran... no relation. At least I hope not. But I gotta give him props for rocking a thong.

Toddletown USA said...

Just find some big furry arms and go as the 2nd amendment. Then you can keep the sweet ass beard.

(vixenchick) said...

GEORGE MICHEAL!

PLEASE!!

GEORGE MICHEAL!!

AshinMT said...

What about a lumberjack?
or Jesus (playing up your beard),
or a Rabbi?

Blue-Eyed Brunette said...

OH MY FUCKING GOD! Thank you danjeruskurves for suggesting Leslie!! Leslie is an Icon in Austin. I lived there last year - I saw him many many times and each time my jaw would hit the ground! It's amazing, this guy. He even has those funny "dress the magnet guy" up magnets - you know like the dress elvis, or dress G. Bush. Please! Go as him!

Claire said...

I might have to vote zombie due to your affinity for them. Speaking of which, you need to comment on this: http://quirkology.blogspot.com/2008/10/one-chance.html

Maxie said...

how about Paul Bunyan or something

stealthnerd said...

I have 2 words for you:

George. Michael.

Oh, and:

Take. Pictures.

So I guess that's 4 words. I never said I was good at math.

Himbo said...

Sorry, I'm lame and have been busy with a buncha crap so I got to this late, but next year you should be the guy from the Tapatio Sauce bottle. I got the inspiration fro the stache shot. All you need is a yello mariachi suit, red ascot and a mariachi hat, don't forget the stache.