Friday, October 24, 2008

Would Ya Wednesday on Thursday: Friday Edition

It's time for another exciting edition of 'Would Ya Wednesday on Thursday' this time, on Friday! I was going to do this on Wednesday, but my mom laid out my Thursday underwear on Wednesday, and then my Friday underwear on Thursday and now finally my Wednesday underwear on Friday. So my week has been all messed up.

I'm kidding - I wear Batman underoos.

If you don't remember the rules, they are fairly simple - dudes would ya do the chicks; chicks would ya do the dudes; dudes that are into dudes would you do the dudes; chicks that are into chicks would you let me watch.

And, if your answer is no - then how much alcohol would have to be consumed to let your boy parts play with their girl parts or vice versa.

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaadies - Zach Braff of Scrubs and Garden State fame...


Fellas - Ellen Pompeo of Grey's Anatomy and Old School


Drink up and drop your trousers - would ya?

52 comments:

Ben said...

Quite frankly, I'd be up for either. Four drinks for the first, two drinks for the second.

What's with the nerdy dudes all the time, man? SERIOUSLY.

Mel said...

Zach - yes, but it depends on if he's "funny Zach" or "brooding Zach." Brooding Zach will take a couple.

Ellen - been there. Ha. Right. I wish! RAWR!

The Maiden Metallurgist said...

Yes and yes.

Aaron said...

I am going to say yes to Ellen Pompeo. No alcohol needed. She's kind of Renee Zelweger-ish, but hotter. We can leave the Busch Light fast asleep in the fridge. They might have other work to do on a later date.

Mon said...

I dont swing that way but could I do ellen over zach? uhhh couple bottles of wine, and im good to go! euw! Wheres the hot manmeat?

Arjewtino said...

My first reaction when I scrolled down to the woman?

"Come on..."

Arjewtino said...

Oh, but, yeah, I'd do her.

LBluca77 said...

I loooooove Zach Braff. Especially in Garden State. That movie and the Sopranos probably the only good thing about New Jersey. Just kidding Rs27

If I liked the ladies or was really drunk NO I would not get it on with Ellen Pompeo. She is weird looking with her squinty eyes and oily skin. Something about her makes me enjoy the pleasure of a man a million times more than I already do.

Blue-Eyed Brunette said...

Zach - hell yeah - over and over. Ellen - she's not my type. An earlier post of Wynona Rider - hell yeah - over and over - and yes you may watch ;-)

Christina_the_wench said...

That'd be a hell no to Zach. I heard he was a dick in real life. And not in a good way.

Jocular Schlemiel said...

I'd do Ellen. She's a hometown chick, so how could I not? I bet it would be boring though...I would do her sober, but I think I would drink just to make myself more excited.

HBee said...

I pretty sure I'd be into Zach with no drinks. Maybe one. He's like nerdy funny cool. I like guys who can make me laugh. Make me laugh AND aren't physically repulsive.

Hex said...

I spent the 30 minutes of Garden State I was able to sit through resisting the urge to punch my TV. Braff sucks.

I don't need drinks, I'll do the other chick just to piss him off.

ANG* said...

zach. duh. do you read his blog? that guys funny shit. and he likes good music. and well, he's pretty hot.

Erica Ortiz said...

Zach, absolutely.

Ellen, not so much, even if I were, which I'm not.

the almost right word said...

I wouldn't need alcohol for either! ;)

matt said...

Ellen - no way in hell, even if you clubbed me over the head.

Sandy said...

Both. I think Jach's super hot, even if he has been known to be a bit of a d-bag in real life.

lacochran said...

"chicks that are into chicks would you let me watch."

Don't guys who watch feel left out?

catscratch said...

Welllllll....

I certainly would. In both cases. She's hotter than SJP... thanks for that.

rs27 said...

Any guy that says no for any woman either likes men or is in a relationship with someone who reads this blog.

I am a Yes for any woman you put up here.

Amy G said...

So my heart started pounding and my hands began to sweat when I saw the picture of my LUV, Zach. So you know my answer.

I used to think Ellen was hot, esp in Old School, but now all she does is whine on Grey's. Seriously, get over your f*ing self.

canadian preTzel said...

I'm going with a YES on Zach Braff because he reminds me of a younger (and living) version of John Ritter, my first TV crush.

Ellen Pompeo's mouth always looks like she's ready to puke.

BrazenBareToe said...

Oh Zach thy love is for you. No drinks required!

Ellen on the other hand, umm I don't do old broads.

Lauren said...

Zach Braff? Yes. Tomorrow. Or whenever he's free. You know, just have him give me a call...

wc#3 said...

Ellen is certainly nice eye candy, but so far as "doing?"...

I read an interview with her in Playboy and she strikes me more as a sparring partner than anything else.

Phil said...

Zach Braff has got it where it counts. Meaning: he's funny, cute, and likable. And nerdy. Which implies a certain intellect that always is a bonus.

Sarah said...

hell yea, no alcohol needed. have you seen those lips?!

Angela said...

Yes, even if I was sober. But I think if I had about three drinks in me and Zach Braff had a couple in him it would be a lot more fun.

Blue-Eyed Brunette said...

Zach - Hell Yeah. Over and Over. Not so much with Ellen - but when you pick a hot one - I'll let you know.

Heff said...

I'd rather do Zach Braff.

c.watson said...

Yes to zach - but I'm gonna want a couple of drinks anyways, I mean if I'm already out...

moooooog35 said...

I'd do anything.

It's sad, really.

Alexa said...

yeah i'd do zach. no problem there.

but ellen - gah! her face scares me, no thanks.

longredcape said...

I'd do him after 0 drinks. Because he's FAMOUS.

And I'm a slut.

Rachel said...

Ugh. Gross.

1 beer.

dmb5_libra said...

the only way i'd do it with zach braff is if he gave me roofies. he's such a douche.....so he probably would drug me then huh?

Blue-Eyed Brunette said...

Ha. Now that's a man! But I'd probably say remove the stinky shirt, or make it sound hot by saying, "I like skin on skin". Which would accomplish two goals - no stinky shirt and no shirt faster.

Evil Genius said...

Zach Braff?

TOTALLY.

Marie said...

I'm a Scrubs addict so no need for alcohol with Zach Braff.

Ok maybe one beer.

Chocobo said...

I would soo be all over Zach.

And I would never in a million years (or beers) touch Ellen. She reminds me too much of Renee Zelweger. Eeew. Pick a better woman next time if you want me to get all pseudo-lesbo.

Karen said...

I adore Zach Braff, so yeah. He's quirky and smart and that's very sexy.

Ellen Pompeo just bugs the shit out of me. Part of it is the squint. I also can't stand her character on Grey's Anatomy. It's ruined her for me.

Essentially Me said...

Yeah I'd totally have relations with him.

Poetry Sue said...

No drinks needed for Zach.

Megkathleen said...

Oh yeah, I'd do him.

Douchegirl said...

Zach Braff?! HELL. YEAH. I have the biggest crush on him. Wait, I'm not really sure if I have a crush on Zach or on J.D., but I'd definitely do him (them).

Ellen? HELL. NO. I hate her. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard. And she's fugly as well.

fiona said...

I'd do Zach I guess.
Dunno how many drinks he'd need first though...

Live For Today said...

Zack wouldn't take any drinks. All it takes is making me laugh.

LadyShay said...

It would take a mini bottle of jager and 3 pints of Guiness for Zach.

I like your trickery with a good picture of Ellen. Cuz most times, she is not lookin so great.

MsPuddin said...

Yeah I think I'd do ellen before braff and I'm straight.I love how her hair blows in the wind...

stealthnerd said...

I'm with Ben--I'd take either/or. And I am NOT ashamed to admit that I wouldn't kick Ellen Pompeo out of my bed.

Himbo said...

Ew, Narm! I'm not even gonna answer this one. Here... may I nominate some future "Would Ya Wednesday" contenders?

1: Brad Goreski and Katherine Moennig (as Shane on "The L Word")

2. Chris Carrabba and Parker Posey

and lastly [trying not to gag],
3. Bobby Trendy and Samantha Ronson

Ew... that last set seems like one you might have come up with.

-Himbo