Tuesday, October 21, 2008

A (NSFW) Message for America - VLOG Style


video
*There's bad words in there.

54 comments:

Phil said...

Facial hair is the shit.

TKTC said...

I like this. I like the message "Grow a beard and grow a pair for America." And let's be real- looking good, Narm. Lookin real good.

brookem said...

oh look at you! i dig the facial HOH. facial HOH? maybe that doesn't work. anyway, good video, and nice song. go USA!

JustinS said...

Shit. You were looking at me the entire time...

Fine, I'll try again. I won't be the one who let's the terrorists win.

ANG* said...

simply wonderful. nothing says i'm american like i will do whatever i want, esp play that song. wonderful vlog!

Gwen said...

Inspiring message. My friend wants to know if the beard on her clam is American?

Smash said...

Since I am one of your biggest fans and original readers, I gotta say the video message makes me miss you terribly. TEARS. Maybe its my kinda rough night tonight, but I miss you boys and your crazy shenanigans and bearding and other nonsense. Keep bearding my friend, keep bearding!

Douchegirl said...

Nice beard! And you have a sexy voice.

Deutlich said...

Two things:
1) You're hot
2) That was just the laugh I needed seeing as how it's 4 fucking 30 am and I'm wide awake.

Oh.

And you're hot.

Just sayin.

Jenn said...

Oh man....please don't let the man friend see this!

P.S. I'm going to refer to you as eye candy from here on out.

Gilahi said...

What if I've already got a beard? We uber-patriotic hippie types have had beards for decades, man.

Essentially Me said...

Beards are hot. Seriously, seriously hot.

Ben said...

That was incredible....life-altering even...

Christina_the_wench said...

Speaking for most of the ladies (and probably some of the men especially moooog) when I say, we want you. Now. Take us, o' bearded one.

pj said...

darn it!!! darn it to h e double hockey sticks... true story - i was rocking a wicked beard, until this am. i woke and thought boy you should pull your shit together. i shaved! wth, why didn't you post this earlier. i am p o ed.

YoYo said...

I think I love you....
(the beard that is)

moooooog35 said...

My beard comes in every two inches or so.

I look like I have mange.

However, in your honor, I WILL stop shaving my balls for approximately one week.

I'm guessing if I put a little cap on it, the similarities to you will be frightening.

Video forthcoming.

Mel said...

I love facial hair.

Keep it coming, Narm.

Mon said...

balls. that takes balls.

im all for some scruffiness....i like a goatee...but i also enjoy rubbing against a soft cheek with mine. its sweet.

maybe its kinda gay, but im a girl and its perfectly ok for me to think that!

Sarah said...

i haven't shaved my legs in a week...does that count?

Marie said...

Beards are awesome! On men, not women so much.

April said...

How cute are you?! And I would totally grow a beard, but I can't. Not only because I am a girl, but because I am sure they would revoke my MILF card. Can't have that, no siree. I have a rep to protect. But I'll work on my husband, maybe he'll grow one.

just a girl... said...

okay let me just say your picture DOES NOT do you justice. After watching the video I think I am in love. too fucking funny

lacochran said...

I approve this ad.

But does Lee Greenwood?

Alexa said...

wanna make out?

Maxie said...

omg I love this.

and I love you.

The End.

Ashley said...

My husband just grew a beard.

I find the scruff unbelievably hot, I won't lie.

Heff said...

FUCKIN A, MY MAN !

Lovesfool said...

http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/22/10-very-good-reasons-why-you-should-grow-a-beard/

nuff said

LBluca77 said...

You have a nice voice. Very manly.

Beards are fun, except when they scratch you in your silly place.

Arjewtino said...

You know much poontang I've gotten for growing a beard?

I'll tell you what I haven't gotten it for: saying words like "poontang".

Idea #527 said...

Ummm. . . can't believe I am saying this on your blog as a first time commenter. . . but. . .

You're really cute! I don't know what you look like without the beard. . . but don't shave it!

rs27 said...

Your beard is good.

Just a compliment for you.

Evil Genius said...

Totally.fucking.hot.

Just sayin'.

Angela said...

Haha, your videoblog made me laugh. But in a GOOD way. Your voice is a lot deeper than I thought it would be! Anywho, you should do more videoblogs.

Kristen said...

Dammit! Why does it have to be volunteer day at the library today?

I can't watch this with 8 old ladies sitting behind me.

I'll be back though. I hear this video is hotness.

allthewine said...

i've just been sent here by cleveland's a plum. you cleveland folk are clearly the pro-america part of america with your beards and whatnots. I'm jealous.

Todd said...

narm's beard is now getting smaller because his head is getting bigger after all of these comments.

a true redneck tho, uses words like "there's" and "bad words" together... i can say that because i grew up in wayne county.

c.watson said...

I'm in tears now. Very moving.

catscratch said...

You're hawt!

I love the beard. Rrrreow!

fiona said...

Your nose is kinda cute kinda xxxxxx

longredcape said...

Hey, you're no redneck! You don't have the drawl!

IMPOSTOR!!!!

(a SEXY impostor, though . . . haha)

PomJob said...

Oh Narm, you are so much more than just eye candy! I expected to hear, "Men, grow a pair - grow a beard."

bird said...

hahahaha.....no one else said this word...but I bet you can figure out what it means...

vagoner.

chevelin said...

My favorite song...

SS+1 said...

That's a pretty solid platform. Maybe you'll make a race for the whitehouse in 2012? :)

andrea said...

I'll definitely spread the word along.

Fussy said...

You are a cutie, beard and all!

dmb5_libra said...

you left me so inspired.....i wish i could grow a beard

Lauren said...

I just got around to watching the vlogs (since i can't at work) and I gotta say...yours was awesome. I think it was the background music. AND the beard (which looks good!)

MsPuddin said...

*throws panties through computer screen @ narm* (is that legal?)

wc#3 said...

Fiona wrote "Your nose is kinda cute kinda xxxxxx"... (I call her Highland Bombshell... anyway, I'm sitting in her kitchen, on her PC right now... about half an hour ago she showed me the video...

I'm paraphrasing, but it sounded something akin to "Feckin' Gorgeous"...

Kelly and José said...

I've always loved a good beard -- but, as mentioned before. . .

No mustaches, please :)

-Kelly

Himbo said...

Dude... tough beard... how long did it take you to grow it that long? I took September off from work and decided not to shave too. I'm Mexican and Mexi's with beards look middle eastern, and I right next to Disneyland so all of the tourists would run when they saw me running towards them. Oh... and the turban I borrowed from my friend Khalid, probably didn't help my cause.

you can see my post about it here:
http://fantabuloushimbo.blogspot.com/2008/09/evolution-of-himbo.html