You don't sound very excited.
First off I want to give a shout out to Maxie. She has been doing a similar feature, "Would You Rather Wednesday" which is always hysterical. Go check her place out - it is much nicer so take off your shoes before you go in.
Ok - now back to where we are sticking our privates!
If you don't remember the rules, they are simple. Would you get nuded up and make bad decisions with the people listed below - one guy, one girl.
Now I've been catching a lot of flack for having two consecutive nerds for the guys. My bad. I thought chicks were into nerds - I mean what other excuse did they have for hooking up with me?
Oh, thats right, the roofies.
This time I went more metro-sexual. Next week I'll try to get someone less feminine.
Without further adieu -
Ryan Seacrest - of Ryan Seacrest fame -
andMelissa Joan Hart of Sabrina and Clarissa Explains it All fame -
Fellas ready? Ladies ready? LET'S GET IT ON!
46 comments:
Neither I am not into teenage girls.
I wouldn't do either one. But Salem ... maybe
Absolutely not.
I will not have sex with them in a school.
I will not have sex with them in a pool.
I will not have sex with them here or there.
I will not have sex with them anywhere.
I will not have sex with them. Renee-I-am.
Um, no.
I straddle both sides of the fence and I wouldn't bother with either if they were the last two on the planet.
Get a real guy for us women to consider. Hurry up.
I would have to be Friday Drunk to throw it in her wizard's sleeve. She bugs the shit outta me.
No, and No.
Um. Seacrest OUT.
No way dude. She'd be so boring in bed that I'd pass out before I even got to smacking her around.
What?
WOW you have possibly picked the two worst choices available... I would Do Tommy Chong before I ever touched Ryan Seacrest... ANd Clarissa? Sabrina? No way dude she still looks like she's 14
No and Yes. ha!
thanks for the shoutout by the way! I hate it when people wear their dirty shoes in my place so good call.
Which one's for the men and which one's for the women?
No I don't believe so.
no thanks. i'll pass on the hook up, but i would take their guest invite to the nickelodeon kids choice awards. those cartoons and teeny-boppers look like they can throw a pretty decent party.
It would take me no drinks...
Yes, I'm ashamed about that.
You seriously need to challenge me here.
Melissa Joan Hart = no penis = I would do it.
And they say math class is useless.
Oh hell no to both of them. I would rather have my lady parts sewed shut than touch either of them.
I don't sleep with gay guys, make out with them yes, but no sex. Melissa Joan hart has a weird eye.
you're killing me narm with the seacrest option.
yeugh
Nope. Neither one of them do a thing for me.
Nuh-uh *violently shakes head. I wouldn't touch either of them with someone else's privates.
There's a difference b/w metro and, well, Seacrest. I'm not sure there's enough booze in the world.
No. Never. I'm not into that type - I do, in fact, like geeks.
Unfortunately, I've been told from time to time that I look like Melissa Joan Hart...yikes, no wonder I'm not getting any!
Maybe if Seacrest had the chick's nice rack . . . nah, not even then. Oh, hi, I'm the one who's been stealthily rustling around in your archives for the past few days. Sorry about the rummaging around in your underwear drawer, I was actually looking for cash.
Are you kidding? MJH would get the best minute and a half I could give!! Of course, the other minute and a half (cause I am a good 3 minute man:) ) would be all sweaty and weezy (cause I'm also a little outta shape), but who cares!! It's MJH :)
really narm? really? usually with a dude like that i'd just opt for the girl, but mjh? PAAAAASS!
Fuuuuck no. Ryan Secrest. Are you kidding me? Not even if I was drugged on GHB. I don't think he'd be able to get it up for a woman.
lol Angela. I doubt Ryan could get it up for girls either!!
I'll trade you Ryan Seacrest for Randy Jackson cuz I'm just not feelin' either one dog.
EWWWWWWWWWW!! for both... I just ate, that wasn't very nice!!
this will be a recurring theme for me.
I am dude, so yes for the chick.
I'd do Ryan, with a strap-on... I think that might be the only way h likes it.
Neither! Blech!
Seacrest seems like a total douche so it would take some tequila shots for me to go there.
I think I'd need one of those roofies for Ryan. Gross.
I'm gonna have to pass on both. I bet Ryan Seacrest is like Christian Bale in American Psycho, constantly checking himself out in the mirror while you're doing it. And Melissa Joan Hart would probably yell at you because you were doing it wrong. Not worth it.
I'd do Seacrest ONLY if I'm promised a chance to meet Simon Cowell.
Yuuuck. No to both. Metro is really never a good thing..
I would do Ryan...you know...if i wasn't married :)
I would, without beers. You need to choose a chick that you truly would have to think about, like Katey Sagel (Peg Bundy) or Renee Zellweger.
No way dude. She'd be so boring in bed that I'd pass out before I even got to smacking her around.
What?
I'm sorry. I got stuck laughing at this comment that I forgot what the fucking question was.
Oh...Seacrest. No. Just no.
Despite his being gay, Ryan Seacrest is a big NO for me. Just, bleh, no.
Seacrest? Ew. No.
Ew! I wouldn't bone down with Ryan Seacrest because her vagina is probably all ravaged and bumpy. I'd fall in, you'd have to send a search and rescue team.
I feel nauseated.
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