Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Would Ya Wednesday

Today's post is simple...and a day late. But 'Would Ya Wednesday' sounds better than 'Would Ya Thursday'. Alliteration is better than boobies. Thats what the kids told me.

Rules are simple - I'll post a picture (one for the fellas, one for the ladies) and all you have to do is answer if you would make relations with them or not. If not, please list the amount of beers it would take to commit the crime.

Fellas - Sarah Jessica Parker (the Sex And The City girl)



Ladies - Justin Long (the Mac guy)

46 comments:

Marie said...

Five beers. And two cosmos. I don't even know if that would be enough.

Ben said...

But...but...am I supposed to answer about the dude then?

If so...post a better one. I'd need about 13 beer for this one and then I'd be too bloated for it anyway.

Mel said...

Um, I have better sex vision if there were some shrooms involved.

Then my answer is, "Yes, please."

Alexa said...

i would have relations with the mac dude after only two glasses of wine.

matt said...

Sarah Jessica....absolutely, no alcohol required...

She'd have to push Matthew Broderick off a bridge or hand feed him to Godzilla though.

Mon said...

maybe if he was notoriously well hung......I don't find him attractive. Or, if it's been a while for me. Unlike men, I couldn't do it for bragging rights, as that adds another number to the list. I care about numbers, even though I hate math.

complicated.

Angela said...

Justin Long? Eh, no. I'd need to be really drunk to even make out with him. I don't think I'd sleep with him for anything.

Aaron said...

Maybe a twelve of Busch Light and I didn't eat dinner. She's just not attractive.

Phil said...

I dont think shes attractive but fuck it I'd do it anyway.

You're Out of Your Element, Bethie said...

For Justin Long I'd probably have to have enough to time-travel back to age 19 or so. That would be roughly a baker's dozen. And then I'd be too drunk to do it. I guess a simple 'no' would have sufficed.

LBluca77 said...

8.5 beers. Well that is what my last police report stated.

Yes, I would have relations with Justin Long. Hello Bartleby. I think he is hilarious, anyone that can make me giggle is in. I'm easy.

Kristen said...

There isn't enough alcohol in the world to get me to sleep with the dude, but I'd do SJP in a heartbeat.

Mostly because I want to play in her closet.

I assume we'd do it at her place...

The Maiden Metallurgist said...

I think half a dozen beers and then a margarita. That seems to be my recipe for a blackout followed up with some decisions I usually regret.

moooooog35 said...

I'd screw Justin Long before I'd screw Sarah Jessica Parker.

Actually, I'd probably screw the "I'm a PC" asshole before I'd hit SJP.

Actually, I'd screw SJP if I could pretend she's Justin Long. She looks like a foot.

Not that I'm gay or anything.

I want to change all my answers.

Karen said...

Do I get a free Mac out of it?

Perks, ya know.

the almost right word said...

I'm a sucker for the nerdy-seemingly-sincere type. I'd definitely go with the mac dude...only two glass of wine needed.

Amazing that Matt said he'd have no problem going for SJP. I have heard, more than I'd like to, that most men don't exactly "fancy" her. ;) But I think she's a hottie.

Lauren said...

I have a thing for nerdy guys. That being said, Justin Long also has that "i'm really awesome" vibe and that's annoying. But still, he's the Mac guy and kind of cute, so I say 3 drinks. We'll talk about how awesome macs are and then BOOM it'll happen, mid the "and then there's the internal microphone" conversations. Mmm..macs are so dreamy.

Wait, what?

catscratch said...

Um, not.

stealthnerd said...

Totally. This is the one time I'm a Mac.

Douchegirl said...

I would have to say "I'm a Mac" for this one even though I'm really a PC.

It wouldn't take more than a martini I'd say.

Christina_the_wench said...

He'd have to show me the goods first and he'd have to be packing. A lot. Oh, and there better be a new Mac sitting on the nightstand when we're done.

just a girl... said...

okay I would do SJP before I did justin. And I don't think I could have enough beer. I would have to go to shotland for that one.

canadian preTzel said...

Just a glass of milk would do it. Geeks are hot and if he was good enough for Drew Barrymore, he's good enough for me!

Rachel said...

Zero beers. It would take zero beers.

Evil Genius said...

Even though he seems like he's got a good sense of humor (which normally gets me HAWT), I just don't think I could do Justin Long. Remember, he's slept with Drew Barrymore, so god only knows what I might catch!

AMANDA said...

I would rather do SJP.

Megkathleen said...

I think it would take me a case of beer or a bottle of wine.

Sandy said...

I'd do SJP before the Mac kid.. but what can I say? I've always been a Carrie kinda girl.

fiona said...

Narm, your taste in guys sucks.
Two bottles of straight Glenlivit for me and pray no-one tells me the next day what I did!

Essentially Me said...

Yeah totally. But then again I haven't had sex in a really long time, so you could pretty much convince me to do it with anything.

Vicky said...

He's cute in a very nerdy kind of way. So hypothetically speaking yes. I think. A bit of alcohol (some vodka or something) wouldn't hurt though...

Himbo said...

I like this game. Um... effit, I'll do it. It might be easier after 4 glasses of wine, and by "it" I mean "I".

I'm with Lbluca77 and Moooooog35, I'm still laughing about the foot comment.

By the way, I tagged you on my blog :P http://fantabuloushimbo.blogspot.com/2008/10/ive-been-tagged.html

LadyShay said...

SJP - as a screw, gross...

I would do Justin Long after a tall guinness. But he better really have a sense of humor, or pay the tab :)

Allison M. said...

How tall is the mac dude? that's a major factor - no amount of alcohol will make him taller.

mentalTHREESIXTY said...

According to the South Park guys SJP's face looks like a foot... that being said, I guess her nose is just a really cute pinky toe! Verdict? 5 beers and I'm in!

dmb5_libra said...

give me five beers and a glass of wine (to feel "sexsay") and i'm down....okay maybe a vodka tonic after the wine and THEN i'm down.

Poetry Sue said...

I would hit Justin with no alcohol needed. Lovely geeky babe.

Hex said...

Forget the beer, I'm gonna need jager before this even starts to feel negotiable.

ANG* said...

if the mac guy is good enough for drew...hes good enough for me. oh wait, does that mean doing drugs at 12 is good enough for me too? shit my kids are in for it...

Slick said...

I would...but hell, my wife is out of town so even a "I would" statement isn't gonna carry that much weight.

She ain't all that....

Sarah I mean, not my wife!

Sustaino - said...

For Sarah...nothing required!

fiona said...

Tentative Tag! It's all Lacochrans fault. See my blog?

Ashley said...

I heart Justin Long - so I'd do him sober. Maybe it's because he's a Mac, and once you go Mac you never go back...or something.

Phil said...

I'm with Ben on pretty much every account. I'd need enough beer in me to not be able to remember how I walked from one place to the next to be able to jump Justin Long's bones.

Karen said...

Two beers in for me and the room starts to move.
Two shots of Sambuca and I'm very warm and relaxed- three and I've got the big time giggles.

SJP is way too bony so no amount of anything for that - but I'd definitely go shopping with her.

Give me some Liv Tyler and we'll talk.

I do fall hard for the innocently cute, preppy, computer nerds
(see current long term boyfriend, and backtrack to 1992 LomLife)-
but this guy looks like he tastes like old saliva somehow.
Still, three shots of sambuca and...
Nah.

Mich said...

ew... no way.