Wednesday, October 1, 2008

I Will Stab You To Death WIth My Ticket Stub

There are two kinds of people in this world -

People that yell "FREEBIRD!" at concerts...

And people who have thought seriously about murder.

23 comments:

Christina_the_wench said...

Wow. I am first and confused as hell. Who does that shit?

Alexa said...

its been a nice run narm.

but i officially can NEVER come to you blog again. EVER.

i don't believe you used an LOLcat in your post. dear god man.

(vixenchick) said...

FREEBIRD!!!

Now I'm going to kill you.

Mon said...

funny you should say this. I just yelled this alleged phrase at a winery this weekend while enjoying "kabaam" a cover band that did all 80s chick songs like heart, pat benetar...they kept asking for requests.

Mel said...

Wait. Do not tell me someone yelled this at the Ryan Adams concert.

Oh, that is classic.

Marie said...

What does one do if they don't fit into either category?

José said...

I hate people who yell freebird almost as much as people who crowd surf or mosh at shows were that is not appropriate behavior. When I was younger I was not as civilized as I attempt to be now and I loved whenever a crowd surfer came in my vacinity. I would use that as an opportunity to punch or throw them on to someone else. I wisht there would be some new cliche to yelling freebird. Finding some other song from the past that people would find funny. Next time someone yells play free bird, I am going to yell "play detachable penis".

José

surviving myself said...

I'm with Alexa.

Friends don't let friends like LOLCats.

LBluca77 said...

There are also the kind of people that do both, like me.

lacochran said...

Yelling "FREEBIRD" is funny like asking "Is it hot enough for you?" is funny.

Not.

Doesn't stop me from doing either one, though.

canadian preTzel said...

um, which one are you?

i need to know otherwise i may have to rethink our thursday meetings at ro k bottom.

Nilsa S. said...

What the hell is wrong with you? I feel like I'm taking a Myers-Briggs test where both options suck!

fiona said...

Pussy yelling Freebird Hmmmmm

Kristen said...

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!

Don't do it again.

c.watson said...

I used to do this until I checked myself into a feebird yelling anonymous clinic. It took a lot of time, a lot of tears and a lot of money but I am happy to say that I can now go to any concert and not yell freebird. I've been clean for 4 years now.

rs27 said...

I always wondered what to say if there was a bird in a cage.

Free Animal?

Suck it Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Jenn said...

Ah the picture is fantastic.

Angela said...

I'm guessing you're NOT the murderous type then?

Megkathleen said...

So true. I never even realized it before and yet it is so obvious.

Arjewtino said...

My theory is that most people at concerts these days don't even know what that means.

Then again, I also have strange theories about milk.

MsPuddin said...

I yell "i fucking love you bitch" at concerts.should i stick to murder?

Hex said...

Living as I do in Jacksonville, Florida -- where Lynrd Skynrd was born, you can't even imagine how often you can hear this at concerts of any variety.

Unfortunatley, a lot of the bands around here will actually play it whenever some hillbilly yells it out at them.

Basically it's a double FAIL.

Gilahi said...

I'll once again display my age here and say that when I was a big concertgoer, we yelled "PURPLE HAZE!" Does that get me out of the murderer category?