It's preferable to waking up on the driveway. Gravel face is not a good look.
Thanks for making me laugh.
fucking awesome.(am i allowed to cuss here?)
That's one damn fine list you got there.
Well played, my man.
LOLOL - All the hallmarks of a great night!
I could have done without your disgusting drunk texts.Wait, that might not have been you.
Love those nights!
Memory loss is good.You probably want it to stay that way darlin :-)
Man..you can't even remember if it 'tasted great' or was 'less filling?'Your sponsor is gonna be PISSED.
I think we'd be bffs
I have a whole St. pAtricks that went something like your saturday... except I don't even remember waking up that day...
Absolutely splitting my sides! Ah, reminds me of weekends in Fort Lauderdale... the memories... or lack thereoff...
had to check a few times to make sure my phone wasn't messed up.. it was early in the am, so it took me a few attempts then i saw the humor.
See, that was my Saturday night- but thanks to facebook? I've gotten some very sloppy pictorial reminders of my own night. Rough.
good for you.and i love miller.
Haha, awesome list! :-)
"Ah yes, I remember it well", I was there too, with my sponsors: House Cabernet (I dont even know wtf kind of Cab I was drinking?), [take your pick] Martini and some effed up shot that tasted like lemon... I think.And that's where I lost track and memory. I hear I was groping my stripper-esque freind, her name is Stripper_D; I might have danced with a bunch of people; I think I fell; dunno how I got home but I woke up naked and alone. Wednesday was similar. so was Thursday. Mmmm... yup... Friday, also.Good times. -Him
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