"Ah yes, I remember it well", I was there too, with my sponsors: House Cabernet (I dont even know wtf kind of Cab I was drinking?), [take your pick] Martini and some effed up shot that tasted like lemon... I think.
And that's where I lost track and memory. I hear I was groping my stripper-esque freind, her name is Stripper_D; I might have danced with a bunch of people; I think I fell; dunno how I got home but I woke up naked and alone. Wednesday was similar. so was Thursday. Mmmm... yup... Friday, also.
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Nice work!
It's preferable to waking up on the driveway. Gravel face is not a good look.
Thanks for making me laugh.
fucking awesome.(am i allowed to cuss here?)
That's one damn fine list you got there.
Well played, my man.
I'm impressed
Fantastic.
atta boy.
I could have done without your disgusting drunk texts.
Wait, that might not have been you.
Love those nights!
Memory loss is good.
You probably want it to stay that way
darlin :-)
Bwahahahahahaa!
Man..you can't even remember if it 'tasted great' or was 'less filling?'
Your sponsor is gonna be PISSED.
I think we'd be bffs
I have a whole St. pAtricks that went something like your saturday... except I don't even remember waking up that day...
Absolutely splitting my sides! Ah, reminds me of weekends in Fort Lauderdale... the memories... or lack thereoff...
had to check a few times to make sure my phone wasn't messed up.. it was early in the am, so it took me a few attempts then i saw the humor.
See, that was my Saturday night- but thanks to facebook? I've gotten some very sloppy pictorial reminders of my own night. Rough.
good for you.
and i love miller.
Haha, awesome list! :-)
"Ah yes, I remember it well", I was there too, with my sponsors: House Cabernet (I dont even know wtf kind of Cab I was drinking?), [take your pick] Martini and some effed up shot that tasted like lemon... I think.
And that's where I lost track and memory. I hear I was groping my stripper-esque freind, her name is Stripper_D; I might have danced with a bunch of people; I think I fell; dunno how I got home but I woke up naked and alone. Wednesday was similar. so was Thursday. Mmmm... yup... Friday, also.
Good times.
-Him
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