Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Would Ya Wednesday...Wednesday Edition

Time for everyone's favorite game...Would Ya Wednesday!!!

You don't sound very excited.

First off I want to give a shout out to Maxie. She has been doing a similar feature, "Would You Rather Wednesday" which is always hysterical. Go check her place out - it is much nicer so take off your shoes before you go in.

Ok - now back to where we are sticking our privates!

If you don't remember the rules, they are simple. Would you get nuded up and make bad decisions with the people listed below - one guy, one girl.

Now I've been catching a lot of flack for having two consecutive nerds for the guys. My bad. I thought chicks were into nerds - I mean what other excuse did they have for hooking up with me?

Oh, thats right, the roofies.

This time I went more metro-sexual. Next week I'll try to get someone less feminine.

Without further adieu -

Ryan Seacrest - of Ryan Seacrest fame -

and

Melissa Joan Hart of Sabrina and Clarissa Explains it All fame -


Fellas ready? Ladies ready? LET'S GET IT ON!

46 comments:

Unknown said...

Neither I am not into teenage girls.

raych said...

I wouldn't do either one. But Salem ... maybe

Renee said...

Absolutely not.
I will not have sex with them in a school.
I will not have sex with them in a pool.
I will not have sex with them here or there.
I will not have sex with them anywhere.
I will not have sex with them. Renee-I-am.

Marie said...

Um, no.

B said...

I straddle both sides of the fence and I wouldn't bother with either if they were the last two on the planet.

Christina_the_wench said...

Get a real guy for us women to consider. Hurry up.

BloggingJason said...

I would have to be Friday Drunk to throw it in her wizard's sleeve. She bugs the shit outta me.

Nej said...

No, and No.

Bethie said...

Um. Seacrest OUT.

Unknown said...

No way dude. She'd be so boring in bed that I'd pass out before I even got to smacking her around.

What?

Poetry Sue said...

WOW you have possibly picked the two worst choices available... I would Do Tommy Chong before I ever touched Ryan Seacrest... ANd Clarissa? Sabrina? No way dude she still looks like she's 14

Anonymous said...

No and Yes. ha!

Anonymous said...

thanks for the shoutout by the way! I hate it when people wear their dirty shoes in my place so good call.

Anonymous said...

Which one's for the men and which one's for the women?

Anonymous said...

No I don't believe so.

ANG* said...

no thanks. i'll pass on the hook up, but i would take their guest invite to the nickelodeon kids choice awards. those cartoons and teeny-boppers look like they can throw a pretty decent party.

Ben said...

It would take me no drinks...

Yes, I'm ashamed about that.

Moooooog35 said...

You seriously need to challenge me here.

Melissa Joan Hart = no penis = I would do it.

And they say math class is useless.

LBluca77 said...

Oh hell no to both of them. I would rather have my lady parts sewed shut than touch either of them.

I don't sleep with gay guys, make out with them yes, but no sex. Melissa Joan hart has a weird eye.

alexa @clevelandsaplum said...

you're killing me narm with the seacrest option.

fiona said...

yeugh

Anonymous said...

Nope. Neither one of them do a thing for me.

Angie said...

Nuh-uh *violently shakes head. I wouldn't touch either of them with someone else's privates.

Anonymous said...

There's a difference b/w metro and, well, Seacrest. I'm not sure there's enough booze in the world.

Ashley said...

No. Never. I'm not into that type - I do, in fact, like geeks.

Unfortunately, I've been told from time to time that I look like Melissa Joan Hart...yikes, no wonder I'm not getting any!

Anonymous said...

Maybe if Seacrest had the chick's nice rack . . . nah, not even then. Oh, hi, I'm the one who's been stealthily rustling around in your archives for the past few days. Sorry about the rummaging around in your underwear drawer, I was actually looking for cash.

Anonymous said...

Are you kidding? MJH would get the best minute and a half I could give!! Of course, the other minute and a half (cause I am a good 3 minute man:) ) would be all sweaty and weezy (cause I'm also a little outta shape), but who cares!! It's MJH :)

Anonymous said...

really narm? really? usually with a dude like that i'd just opt for the girl, but mjh? PAAAAASS!

Pretty Unfamous said...

Fuuuuck no. Ryan Secrest. Are you kidding me? Not even if I was drugged on GHB. I don't think he'd be able to get it up for a woman.

SS+1 said...

lol Angela. I doubt Ryan could get it up for girls either!!

Toddletown USA said...

I'll trade you Ryan Seacrest for Randy Jackson cuz I'm just not feelin' either one dog.

YoYo said...

EWWWWWWWWWW!! for both... I just ate, that wasn't very nice!!

Rahul said...

this will be a recurring theme for me.

I am dude, so yes for the chick.

Fancy Schmancy said...

I'd do Ryan, with a strap-on... I think that might be the only way h likes it.

Gwen said...

Neither! Blech!

Megkathleen said...

Seacrest seems like a total douche so it would take some tequila shots for me to go there.

Amazon said...

I think I'd need one of those roofies for Ryan. Gross.

April said...

I'm gonna have to pass on both. I bet Ryan Seacrest is like Christian Bale in American Psycho, constantly checking himself out in the mirror while you're doing it. And Melissa Joan Hart would probably yell at you because you were doing it wrong. Not worth it.

... said...

I'd do Seacrest ONLY if I'm promised a chance to meet Simon Cowell.

Anonymous said...

Yuuuck. No to both. Metro is really never a good thing..

Anonymous said...

I would do Ryan...you know...if i wasn't married :)

Potsie said...

I would, without beers. You need to choose a chick that you truly would have to think about, like Katey Sagel (Peg Bundy) or Renee Zellweger.

Karen said...

No way dude. She'd be so boring in bed that I'd pass out before I even got to smacking her around.

What?


I'm sorry. I got stuck laughing at this comment that I forgot what the fucking question was.

Oh...Seacrest. No. Just no.

Anonymous said...

Despite his being gay, Ryan Seacrest is a big NO for me. Just, bleh, no.

Lauren said...

Seacrest? Ew. No.

Himbo said...

Ew! I wouldn't bone down with Ryan Seacrest because her vagina is probably all ravaged and bumpy. I'd fall in, you'd have to send a search and rescue team.

I feel nauseated.