Tuesday, March 3, 2009

The Boogey Man

Ok so last night was a late one so I'm punting on today's post with another gross question -

You are stuck without a tissue and your nose is running faster than the French at the first sign of confrontation. Do you -

A) Wipe your nose with your sleeve

B) Wipe your nose with your shoulder

C) Wipe your nose with your hand and wipe it somewhere

D) Other (please explain)

29 comments:

Phil said...

C!

Matt said...

Sleeve.

Marie said...

I've actually done C and not afraid to say it! Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do.

And then wash your hands when you get to a sink.

Aaron said...

How about turn around and shoot a snot rocket on the ground? I guess this choice depends on where you are....

Ashley said...

Sleeve. Then change your shirt as soon as humanly possible.

moooooog35 said...

What the fuck?

You can't inhale?

Are you Bill Clinton?

justjp said...

I go with D. Snot rocket is the way to go.

rs27 said...

Homeless person.

Needs no explanation.

Fizzgig said...

ive done it on my sleeve.

if its a booger, i put it in someones food though. cus thats the best thing to do with them.

kiddinnnnnng.

Kellie said...

I'd go w/ the sleeve. Gross, but what else can you do? Just let it drip all over your upper lip and then lick it? That's siiiiiccckkk. :)

insomniaclolita said...

SERIOUsLY GRAB A TISSUEEE :P

Deslyxia said...

D. David Delluci's baseball career...no explanation needed.

Bon Don said...

Sleeve.

Bon Don said...

then pick the crust off later when you bored!

HBee said...

sleeve - totally

Poetry Sue said...

SLEEVE!

LiLu said...

C), except I don't wipe it. I fling my hand wildly and water the shrubbery.

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

not to self, don't read comments while eating lunch.

surviving myself said...

Sleeve, but the under part of it where no one really sees.

Chocobo said...

A

Because I am a classy lady and will not let snot touch my delicate, silky skin.

Kelly and José said...

I stock up and carry around those cute little mini-kleenex packages so I always have them in case of that kind of emergency :)

-Kelly

fiona said...

I thought you were a Redneck!
tissue? tissue? WTF?
Newspaper! Wallpaper! and if you really are the man we think you are feckin SANDPAPER!
Tissue...pppfffttt

LBluca77 said...

Duh with your sleeve. I had a TMI Thursday all about this.

AMANDA said...

I asked my 3.5-year-old and he answered C. He usually wipes on his sister, the dog or Dad.

Angela said...

Sleeve or arm and then wipe it somewhere else. Gotta do what you gotta do.

Giggle Pixie said...

Sleeve!

Maxie said...

what color shirt am i wearing?

MsPuddin said...

is there a sink nearby? can i use my hand and then wash it? am i reading to much into this? I guess I would use my sock then...

Karen said...

Mittens make great tissues ;-)
(yeah, never borrow my mittens until ascertaining their most recent laundry date!)
Bare hands in warm weather.
But only for the clear stuff!
I gave up on bringing tissues on walks/bike rides/ jogs- they always fall out of my pockets anyway, and then I've littered AND lost my tissue :-(