I haven't heard a group of women revolt this hard since I decided to be celibate for that one Sunday. ZING!
So I'm going to crank things up a notch this week - throw up someone that was a threat to national security because when he first appeared on screen a sonic boom occurred from the collective dropping of middle-aged women's panties across the country.
Yes, I am talking about the blonde Hugh Jackman, mister Mentalist himself - Simon Baker.
At first I thought that he should be disqualified, what with his vagina and all, but the ladies love him - so whatever.
Guys, I was going to die a mop blonde and put a picture of it on here but decided I would make yours a little more difficult. This girl's head is so large people sometimes mistake it for my arms. Or my heart. I'm like a gentle giant with fabulous hair.
So it is time for Would Ya Wednesday on Thursday - the Mentalist edition. If you haven't been here before there is a $5 cover charge and I need a permission slip signed by your mother.
Rules are simple - I think up two celebrities and you tell me if you would make a crime scene out of their privates - or if I'm mental.
Simon Baker
Robin Tunney
(Side note - BloggingJason has an update on my "Beaker Face" from the Jason Isbell show on Monday - go check it out)
27 comments:
I'd do Simon in a HEARTbeat. He's Australian!
But the chick just looks weird to me.
Neither of them getting anywhere near my " Tickly Bit "
YES PLEASE!!! And THANK YOU!!
I want me some Simon Baker.
No to Simon, I don't do chicks disguised as dudes.
The woman? eh, she's ok - but I'm picky with women so prolly not.
If she made Beaker Face, it'd be like watching an episode of The Muppets on a projection screen.
And she's been in a lot of shitty movies.
And a tv show called "Cutters".
I'd have to be "1st Isbell show" drunk.
i just read about your beaker face (b come before w in my reader, duh)- you looked marvahlous.
"simon says go have sex with alexa"
you know the rules, you always have to listen to what simon says.
Neither. HAHA
I'd do her.
and the mop.
at the same time.
Your "choice of mensies"? You did that on purpose, right?
Can we drill a hole in the mop?
The first thing I saw Sy in was in his bit role as a young actor trying to make it in Hollywood and ending up slain in a motel after fellating, I assume, that guy from Alias in L.A. Confidential.
Kinda ruined him for me for life.
Simon Baker is barely even a question--heck yes I'd be down with that!
I would let that chick get mental on me!
Nope. Mostly because my middle aged boss is all in a tizzy over him.
I'm all set.
Oh hell ya I would sleep with Simon. I think I have said I would sleep with every guy you have put up for would you wednesday. I am a internet whore.
Simon, for sure.
Robin has creeped me out ever since I saw her in this Lifetime movie where she kills her husband and then wraps him up in a rug before going back to banging the gardener. So pretty much the plot of any Lifetime movie that's ever aired.
Simon: YES Please!
the chick... not so much
I'd do her.
I think that should just be my standard response for all of these - I'm the man version of LBluca I guess.
Simon? Yes.
I would let Simon use me and abuse me.
Robin, not so much, but she's not awful.
Yep! I'd gladly jump on top of him
I've made up a poem:
Tunney, Tunney
You make my penis feel funny.
Tunney, Tunney
I'd bang you and charge you no money.
Tunney, Tunney
WHY WON'T YOU RETURN MY CALLS?!? WHY?!?!?
Ahem.
Sorry.
None of my goodie bits for either of them.
I might need a beer or two, but Simon is most definitely doable.
Duh. Loved him in the Devil Wears Prada. Betcha didn't know that one.
Look at those kissable lips on Robin.
Yes please!
I would totally do Simon, given the right circumstances. He's so much better looking nowadays with that hair!!!
Oh yeah and "Hi, I found your blog via TishTash's blog!"
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