Wow do you ladies make a ruckus about my choice of mensies for WyW.
I haven't heard a group of women revolt this hard since I decided to be celibate for that one Sunday. ZING!
So I'm going to crank things up a notch this week - throw up someone that was a threat to national security because when he first appeared on screen a sonic boom occurred from the collective dropping of middle-aged women's panties across the country.
Yes, I am talking about the blonde Hugh Jackman, mister Mentalist himself - Simon Baker.
At first I thought that he should be disqualified, what with his vagina and all, but the ladies love him - so whatever.
Guys, I was going to die a mop blonde and put a picture of it on here but decided I would make yours a little more difficult. This girl's head is so large people sometimes mistake it for my arms. Or my heart. I'm like a gentle giant with fabulous hair.
So it is time for Would Ya Wednesday on Thursday - the Mentalist edition. If you haven't been here before there is a $5 cover charge and I need a permission slip signed by your mother.
Rules are simple - I think up two celebrities and you tell me if you would make a crime scene out of their privates - or if I'm mental.
(Side note - BloggingJason has an update on my "Beaker Face" from the Jason Isbell show on Monday - go check it out)