Ever think that St Patty's Day is actually a scheme for the Irish to get everyone hammered and then take over the world on March 18th? If someone invaded my office right now I would surrender faster than you can say "en Francais".
Top 'o the mornin' today - top o' the world tomorrow!
But since we appear to be safe from invasion - I need you to put down the Advil and pick up the cause - it's time for...
Would Ya Wednesday on Wednesday - The Irish Edition!
That's right, we're Dublin your pleasure today here at White-Collar Redneck. Today you don't have to be wasted to say yes, but we hope you don't mind if they are.
Our first contestant is a magician in that he played James Bond and yet still comes off as a complete goober. He and Hugh Jackman should have a goober-off. Add the guy from the Mentalist and you could just have a contest of who is the biggest woman. We are about five years away from those three teaming up for a remake of the "Golden Girls" - although a more appropriate title may be, "King of Queens".
And our second contestant is the indie-rock G.I. Jane, she not only tears apart your heart - but also pictures of the Pope. And if you think I'm not singing along to "Nothing Compares 2 U" then you have overestimated my manliness.
You know the rules, but yesterday was a long day and I'll take some sympathy and recap. I put up two pictures and you tell me if you would get under the clovers and shamrock their world.