Scene: My sister-in-law (Macaroni Mom) calling the doctor because my 1 yr-old nephew had stuck a piece of macaroni up his nose.
Macaroni Mom: Hi Doctor, my son has lodged a piece of macaroni up his nose and we can't, for the life of us, get it out.
Doctor: Can he breath?
Macaroni Mom: Well...yes...the macaroni has a hole in the middle.
Doctor: Well that's just hilarious.
Macaroni Mom: *awkward silence*...yeah. So what should we do?
Doctor: If he can breath then just do nothing. It will dissolve on it's own.
So there you have it. One nephew is aging at the speed of light and the other has macaroni on his brain.
Which one do you think takes after me?