Lady Friend, helping me pack for a weekend trip to Nashville - "What shoes do you need to pack?"
Me - "I'll just wear my cowboy boots down there."
Lady Friend - "That's it? For the whole trip? What shirts do you need to take?"
Me - "I laid out that t-shirt over there."
Lady Friend - "You'll be gone for three days and you laid out one t-shirt."
Me - "Good point" (Throws another t-shirt on the bed.)
Lady Friend - "I'm not even going to ask if you packed boxers..."