I read about their strengths and their weaknesses.
I looked at what they had to overcome to get where they are.
I spent hours pouring over my decisions. Changing every detail, questioning every choice.
My bracket is the most perfect specimen this side of Megan Fox.
And now - before we even get to the nitty-gritty - it's all over.
HOW COULD YOU GET VOTED OFF ALREADY ALEXIS?
Gah!
We have an American Idol pool at work - and though I know that American Idol is the Devil I am a guy and I can't turn down a chance to gamble.
It's true. Men will gamble on anything. How do women not take advantage of this?
All a girl has to do is say, "Hey - I'll bet you $10 they only say 'shoes' 48 times in the Sex and the City movie." You kidding me? I'll take the over on that shit and lets double down on how many times Miranda makes some horrible sexual innuendo.
Side note - why is it ok for her to make ridiculous sex jokes that are disgusting and immature but when I do it the entire dinner table looks at me like I'm Gary Busey?
Anyways it's all over for me this year. If only I could find something else going on in the month of March to gamble on...oh well.
22 comments:
that red head girl is going to win. i'll bet you 10 bucks.
When does the american idol NIT start?
As long as that Adam crazy doesn't win. Gawd, he scares the hell out of me. Emo freak.
Hell, put me down for $50 on Ryan and Simon exchanging gay innuendoes100 more times before it is over.
I don't think this "American Idol" show is really going to catch on, so I don't watch it.
"Gary Unmarried," though is a sure bet.
an American Idol pool?!?!
what is this world coming to...
She's hot.
And it's Pitts year baby!
But I'm wrong all the time.
I it's really funny to watch the awkward sexual tension between Simon and Paula. I'd bet a buck that they're totally doing the nasty backstage!!
Oh no you are one of those AI nerds.
The only thing I've learned from this post is that you've watched Sex and the City.
AI is a "singing competition" but you knew that when you voted right?...
Really? She was your number one pick??
how the hell was she your number one pick?!?
she did sing dirty diana though, i'll give her 10 cool points.
Louisville for the win.
I got a message last night that read, "JP I have a good bookie if you need one for the tourney."
Of course I need a good bookie. Thats like asking, do you want sex. DUH!
This post is brill, as per usual.
and you STILL owe me $10....
I'm with Mooooog35 on this one!
How many times they say in love in Twilight? :P
You dont wanna do that bet, do you?:P
you said gary busey. I am watching dancing with the stars this year. No Idol for me. Steve-os on!!!
It's NEVER a good thing to be looked at like you're Gary Busey.
I know from experience.
I'm pretty sure Adam Lambert's going for the win on "American Idiot" - Liza Minneli hairdo and all.
So upset because I had her in my top four.
I think they all suck this season. You know what does NOT suck? My MM bracket. SHE WILL GO ALL THE WAY!!!
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