Me: My Dad ate beef hearts for dinner last night.
Coworker: heh heh
Me: You think I said "bee farts" don't you?
Me: I can't imagine bee farts would be very filling. In fact, most would argue the trouble of getting a bee to fart in the general proximity to your face isn't worth the trouble.
Coworker: Not to mention the science involved with trying to cross pollinate a petunia with kidney beans.
Me: But they sure are delicious.