Thursday, November 19, 2009

Eat Your Heart Out

Me: My Dad ate beef hearts for dinner last night.

Coworker: heh heh

Me: You think I said "bee farts" don't you?

Coworker: Maybe.

Me: I can't imagine bee farts would be very filling. In fact, most would argue the trouble of getting a bee to fart in the general proximity to your face isn't worth the trouble.

Coworker: Not to mention the science involved with trying to cross pollinate a petunia with kidney beans.

Me: But they sure are delicious.

7 comments:

Moooooog35 said...

Smell like honey.

Gilahi said...

Isn't honey just bee barf?

longredcape said...

I'm allergic to bee farts.

Word verification is "ovenize." I'm going to start saying that now. "Let me ovenize those potatoes!"
"The casserole is done ovenizing!"

Ed Adams said...

I bet that taste has a bit of a sting to it.

A stinging goodness.

zwinggi said...

back to the beef hearts though... was this a staple going up on the farm? narm? eh?

Toe said...

I would think bee farts would be sweet tasting like cotton candy.

LaFcuk said...

how many farts could a bee fart fart if a bee fart could bee fart. idunno why this is in my brain....