Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Whale Wars

I'm sorry everyone, but I am too excited to blog today. You see, at home I have a gift. Not just any gift, but possibly the greatest gift of all time.

It is sitting, gift wrapped in my little Tivo box just waiting for me to unwrap and enjoy.

What is it?

THE WHALE THAT EXPLODED


That's right. It is a show about a whale - that exploded.

Where did it explode? In the middle of a street. And the city it exploded in? Tainan, Taiwan. What a hilarious city name! Of course a whale exploded there - it exploded from giggles at saying Tainan, Taiwan.

So, as much as I would love to tell you some fabulous story; I'm afraid nothing will match the story of the exploding whale.

Or saying Tainan, Taiwan.

13 comments:

Lemmonex said...

God, I wish I had sounds, but still...I think I have seen enough.

Maxie said...

COME ON. No learning, narm. You know I like to keep my brain free of knowledge.

Jaime said...

Always remember to roll your windows up before you leave your car parked on the street. You never know when an exploding whale will make it's way into your town.

Marie said...

That's it, I'm never walking by a huge whale ever again.

lacochran said...

Where can I find this on YouTube? This beats Hamster on a Piano by a mile!

Angela said...

Whoawhoawhoa. Calm down now.

Allison M. said...

you crazy kid with your whales

Andhari said...

I try to say "tainan, taiwan" repeatedly in the best taiwanese accent possible ( that I think of ) and I can't stop laughing. But I'm afraid it's considered ignorance or something.

Maybe not if I do it alone, right?

Now where can I see this exploding whale? Any youtube?

tanya said...

Holy shit. Nightmares tonight compliments of Narm and the Explodng Whale.

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

i was eating when i clicked on that link - ruined!

Andrea said...

"Revisiting the scene four years later, he remembers all the gory details."

Harhar! Also, barf.

Moooooog35 said...

This is like watching the Discovery Channel but nothing even remotely similar.

That Kind of Girl said...

Oh man, the phrase "Of course a whale exploded there" gave me the giggles, and then, because I'm strung oooooout on Nyquil, I kind of forgot to stop laughing and just lay in bed giggling for like five or six minutes.

Good thing I stopped before I exploded whaleily.