I'm not one for vanity plates.
I mean, I enjoy that they let me know if people are weirdos before I ever meet them (like wearing a Wanda Sykes t-shirt), but I have yet to read one that told me something I needed to know.
Really? Is it gangsta to wait in line 45 minutes at the BMV to change your license plate?
Congrats! You got the car in your divorce! And to celebrate, you got a license plate that will scare off any new potential man more than the words "I'm late".
But yesterday I saw one that confused me to the point I wanted to just pull over and cry.
What does that stand for?
And behind the wheel? I middle aged bald man.
What could this possibly stand for? It HAS to be some form of monkey, right? And the NTY can pretty much only mean something disgusting. So how did this middle-aged bald man become not only a monkey, but some form of perverted monkey - and why does he now feel the need to broadcast this?
But most importantly, why would he wait in line 45 minutes at the BMV to have this changed?
That's not what a "Nasty Monkey" would do.
Trust me, I would know.