I realize that for every slutty Halloween costume there is someone complaining about slutty Halloween costumes, so I'm not hear to bore you.
Well, not intentionally.
But if girls are going to get all slut-tastic on Halloween AT LEAST be creative with it.
When shopping for Halloween costumes this weekend, I came across the "School Girl Witch".
Does this mean the Halloween industry has completely run out of ways to get girls in short skirts and stockings? We are to the point where we have to COMBINE slutty costumes?
What's next - French Maid Angel?
Bumble Bee Barbie?
Wait - ok that last one would be just fine.
All I am saying is GET CREATIVE. It is Halloween - do something bold - let's see if you can make Shrek sexy. Let's see a mummy costume that makes me want to trick your treat.
In fact, here is a challenge - if you want to be Queen of Halloween - the girl that can make any costume sexy - lets see you sexify a ghost costume. Let's see you put a sheet over your head and still make me want to go all Casper on your ass.
Then, and only then, will I be impressed.
But really - I've just been dying to use the "want to roll around under the sheets" pick-up line for years now.