Sunday, August 10, 2008

Are You Gonna Eat That?

Quick shout-out to a few fellow Cleveland bloggers, Allison of Confessions of a Cohabitant, Mel at Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of your Boyfriend, Taawd at Taawd's Thoughts and Alexa from Cleveland's a Plum (and I may have been wearing the shirt I won from her contest - how embarrassing). They showed up for some drinking shenanigans on Friday night after their dinner out with the paparazzi (read their blogs to get the deets on that sitch). It was great putting a face with the blog and next time I hope to join the festivities.

Speaking of eating - what is up with America's obsession with watching people eat testicles? If I were on a show that was about to be canceled I would change any and all story lines to have the main characters eating bull testicles, cow brains and anything cooked by Rachel Rae.

Does EVERY reality show have to have a segment with people throwing up? I mean I get it for "America's Next Top Model" but I don't really see the relevance anywhere else.

At what meeting did some guy stand up and go, "Here's the deal - we get Joe Rogan to make fun of white trash people while they try to eat really disgusting stuff and throw up! It's GENIUS!"

Then all of the suits mull if over and ask, "But can we also cover them in spiders and snakes?"

Hell now it's ready for prime time!

If America really wants to watch people puke - give me a camera and a box of Laser 40's and I'll give you a SHOW. Throw some music on in the background and BAM - I'll be the next big thing!

What's that? They already did the "Puking to Music" bit?

Damn you Sanjaya!!!!!

13 comments:

Emma said...

The money they pay them on Fear Factor is NEVER ENOUGH!

surviving myself said...

Sanjaya should pay with his life for robbing you of stardom.

Alexa said...

im the most important person on that list!!

how could you forget about me.

im crying

moooooog35 said...

Sign me up when they make a show where someone eats Sanjaya.

Hex said...

You're going to see a band wearing a shirt with the name of the band on it?

.Don't be that guy, dude. Don't be that guy.

c.watson said...

Wait people get paid to eat gross stuff and throw up? damn I've been doing it wrong.

catscratch said...

I've missed every blogger get-together that's been slapped together down here (and there are quite a few of us)... I'm always out of friggin town. I'm working on making it to the next one.

Anyways... They puke, I puke. So, no watching reality for me to save the puking.

lacochran's evil twin said...

Testicals? Don't they eat the live bugs anymore? It's so hard to keep up. Now I know why the bulls are so ornery.

rs27 said...

I survived a Japanese game show will not stand for your slandering!

So@24 said...

Sanj'who???

Man, I must be losing my touch with pop culture.

Mel said...

BTW, my sister thinks you're hot.

Maxie said...

I would totally go on fear factor if it weren't for the snakes... and heights... and spiders.

Okay, that's almost everything.

Matt said...

I dont understand the testicle rave either...