That is a great fucking question.I do know that I hate Pete Wentz. I think the reason the haircut works on Rihanna is because she is beautiful talented, and not married to Ashley Simpson who also should be punched.Jose
Easiest. Question. Ever.Using a variation of the quadratic equation, we find:Queer haircut + penis = punching babies.Queer haircut + vagina = making babies.I learned that on SchoolHouse Rock.
He doesn't even look worth punching. Dude looks like a West Side Story reject. If you threw a punch at him, he'd try to dance at you or something. Sure, he'd lose a tooth, but you? Fuck, man. You'd get SERVED.And Rihanna looks a little too much like an android in that shot. More human than human.
You forgot to mention the guyliner.I hate guyliner....
Seeing a picture of Pete Wentz makes me want to jam forks in my eye so I no longer have the ability to see.
It's because Rihanna is hot, and Pete Wentz needs to get over his emo self.
Good eye, good eye. I think hairdoooo #1 definitely makes me scared and very unhorny.Thanks for that.
Guys say the same thing about me. My haircut looks like your everyday Afro (or Jewfro) on guys. But, on me? High fashion. Seriously.
For the record, guyliner isn't cool. I don't want my boyfriend wearing more make up than I do. BTW, don't skinny jeans hurt your balls? That CAN'T be comfortable.
because once you go rihanna you dont go back. once you go pete you cant help but want to punch babies, maybe even puppies too...
ps- who do i have to blow around here to make your blogroll?
It's all in the eyebrows, though I have a feeling he manscapes.
Maybe if the dude wore bright pink lipstick? Yes, I think that's all it is.
What would he be without his flat iron and guyliner?Nothing, I tell ya!
It's simple. Haircut one is on a guy. Haircut 2 is on a hot female. I'm guessing Rihanna could have been wearing a potato sack and you would have still found her attractive.
Hahaha. Because she should have that haircut while he CLEARLY should not.
* raising hand for Mspuddin
ugh. there is some douche on million dollar listing whose hair is 100 times more tay than that picture you have, it's a true mushroom. It makes me want to kick him in the nads. Only, I don't think he has any nads...
Oh come on put him in the right dress and you know you'd want to make babies with him too.
*slaps mooooog* Stop that.They both make me want to stab something. She is use to be attractive.
i'm speechless.for once.
Rihanna just looks hot. She'd be hot with a mop on her head. Pete, on the other hand, would not. He needs to stop. Everything.
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