No joke, my conversation last night with my boyfriend on the phone went like this: Him: "So, yeah, i'll be in Orlando on Friday.." Me: "I'm really excited--Oh my god, look at his abs!" Him:"Michael Phelps again?"
Please don't shoulder your inadequacies on Michael Phelps. The man can only conquer so many things at one time, and world hunger is up next on his list.
But see, he's been doing daily workouts since he was like, in diapers. Don't fret. I'd rather have an average joe as a boyfriend than Arnold Governator.
As hot as michael phelps is, it is unnatural to be THAT ripped. the advantage soft boys have is that it makes their girlfriends feel good about themselves! plus, who wants a man that shaves his entire body?!
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You never cease to crack me up!!!!
And please, Michael Phelps' abs are unreal. Make sure that your girlfriend knows that ahead of time.
Um, am I like the only chick who doesn't see his sex appeal? Body ok, but looks, no thanks. Give me a farm boy in a tight white t and levis any day.
ok, yes he has a hot body normally. but the whole veins pulsing from the neck and arms? not so much
Um. Yes. Veins or not. I'll take him.
STUD.
natalie coughlin's hotter though.
Girls don't want rock hard abs and chiseled chest muscles... it's not comfy and squishy to lay on! That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
he just needs to keep his mouth closed. (much like he does here: http://www.michaelphelps.com/ - ooowooow.) his grill is effed.
I would not recommend his facial exercises.
Here's the thing (for me at least). Hot body does not always equal hot. The face has to match. I'll take Brad Pitt over Michael Phelps any day.
The body is great, but the face - not so much. And in my opinion, if his face isn't pretty to look at I don't give a damn about the body.
No joke, my conversation last night with my boyfriend on the phone went like this:
Him: "So, yeah, i'll be in Orlando on Friday.."
Me: "I'm really excited--Oh my god, look at his abs!"
Him:"Michael Phelps again?"
mmm...
Please don't shoulder your inadequacies on Michael Phelps. The man can only conquer so many things at one time, and world hunger is up next on his list.
Oh my gosh HAHAHAHAHA. This is awesome.
He is a total athletic freak of nature. I think his feet are really flippers.
Ha, I love it! He is a fine piece of man, that Michael Phelps. Mmmhmmmmm...
I'm gonna have to second MentalThreesixty.
meh.
I'll take Andrew Campbell of sailing.
Reminded me of the dead people in the Body Worlds exhibit.
www.bodyworlds.com
Decidedly NOT sexy.
You could grate cheese off those abs.
But see, he's been doing daily workouts since he was like, in diapers. Don't fret. I'd rather have an average joe as a boyfriend than Arnold Governator.
hahaha I <3 that.
Wait what? You typed something next to the picture? I didn't see it.
Michael Phelps doesn't cure cancer. He scares it out of you.
Hah, this cracked me up. That's a super creepy picture though; I blame the bulging veins.
As hot as michael phelps is, it is unnatural to be THAT ripped. the advantage soft boys have is that it makes their girlfriends feel good about themselves! plus, who wants a man that shaves his entire body?!
At least you're not ugly in the face like him dude.
Always remember that.
He eats 12,000 calories a day and still looks like that...Fuck him!
I mean.... I'd fuck him!
Oh yes. He's amazing.
Did you hear he eats like fried egg sandwiches, a bowl of pasta, and then a pizza like 3 times a day?
Pretty much what I eat, with slightly different results.
..Methinks Phelps is doing it wrong.
I agree with mentalthreesixty! You gotta have a comfy nook to rest your head, gotta have a lil man boobage for support.
Haha, my boyfriend shares your feelings about him. (And I share Cesci's love of him!)
exactly on point my friend...
fyi rock hard abs are not comfy to lay on. pass
This picture reminds me that I need to do laundry. Do you think he would lend me his abs?
Gotta love the washboard! Ask Jason about my abs (haha)
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