I have gotten over my fear of people who's second toe is longer than their first. I mean, it is still kinda weird, but I have come to realize that these people are not necessarily evil, just their toe is. I definitely still have a fear that the toe will sneak out and stab me in the middle of the night - but my therapist says we've made progress.
So while I am not scared of Evil Toe owners - I have concrete proof that this appendage is evil.
Babies never have Evil Toes.
At no point are you holding a cuddly, weird handed baby and look down to see Evil Toe.
Somewhere along the line - that toe decides to fuck the system and just keep on growing. It's like the toe is stretching out to win some imaginary race with the other toes.
Hey Toe, thats weird.
What makes you think you can go all Dikembe MutumToe on us?
Grow up. No one is impressed by your little feat.