I was visiting one of my favorite places on earf, A Blog of a Good Time, and, in reference to Lolo Jones tripping over a hurdle and failing to win gold, I said the following:
"I didn't see her break down in the tunnel but I did watch the race. I can't imagine training four years for one moment and then screwing up. I assume it feels like voting for George Bush."
Har-Har. I know - Jay Leno called - he wants his joke back. I mean making fun of the president goes back to the beginning of time - just as Cheney - he was there. Taking a swipe at G-Dub is like sleeping with that slutty girl at your dorm - sure everyone does it but it never gets old. Anyways - another blogger, Gunn was slightly offended. Wait, does slightly mean "ready to murder someone through mind bullets"? I am so bad at definitions:
"Read your comment at Blog Of A Good time about LoLo in the Olympic race and voting for Geo Bush. You are a hater and just enjoy fucking things up for everyone else.
You are no better than the bitter assholes who destroy good for you personal satisfaction.
It's bad enough that politics get injected into the Olympics by the "world leaders" but when dimwits like you do it you leave a slime trail like the slug you are."
When I first read this I had to sit down and collect myself - then I wondered why I was standing up in front of a computer - because when you stand and type you have to do this awkward butt thing where you stick it way out and look a little fruity.
But then after that - I. was. PUMPED.
I haven't really really pissed someone off in awhile. I forgot how much fun this is! I mean I made a joke about Hurricane Katrina last post and got no response - and G-Wheezy, with his <30% approval rate gets me this. I must be playin X-Box baby, cuz I can't stop pushin' buttons.
Not only that - but such passion in the response. Not just name calling - but "fucking things up for everyone else" and "destroying good for your personal satisfaction".
You know what this means? Move over Environment - I am George's new ARCH NEMESIS! "Destroying good for personal satisfaction" sounds a lot like a SuperVillain. And by leaving moderately funny comments on blogs I am "fucking up things for everyone else." Apparently I also leave a trademark "slime trail".
So on the SuperVillain checklist I have -
1. A motive
2. A plan
3. A catchy calling card that will later turn into my SuperVillain name and then a sexy spandex costume
Hello? National Security? This is Narm - Ima fuck shit up.
But being a political Supervillain also has it's disadvantages. I mean I am in constant fear of Georgalicious sending one of his goons to come try and shoot me in the face.
And we all know Cheney is a good shot.