What is this magical land you call Pittburgh? I didn't get mugged ONCE on my way to the park!
Front row seats so close I could spit on the warning track. Which I did - Look Mom! Just like a REAL baseball player!
"Nope, no pit stains."
Nothing funny here - just ridiculously good photography skills. You still think my Chocolate is a girl's phone? Yes? Damnit.
Guy in decent clothes picks up a cardboard box, puts it over his head and lays down in the middle of a crowded parking lot. I tried to get a closeup picture but he was screaming at the top of his lungs inside the box so I kept my distance. The entire adventure made me homesick for Cleveland and excited to get back to all of my favorite homeless guys on my block.
Highlight of the Trip:
(Little kid comes up to my roommate and I who are both wearing cowboy boots (more on that in a later post))
Little Kid: Are you guys cowboys?
Roommate: We sure are.
Little Kid: You don't talk like cowboys!
Roommate: Well, Partner...
Little Kid: Don't call me partner.
21 comments:
Ahhh, the wit of those little kids.
Kids nowdays are way too smart for their own good and use that smartness to be smartasses.
I often lay down in the middle of a parking lot to scream...box is optional.
hmmm....I never thought anyplace would give cleveland a run for its money in the category of...random crazy folks on the street.
Sometime you want to go where all the homeless know your name.
sometimes, kids are funny as hell
did you get such good seats to the penguins game because no one goes to their games?
hee hee
Not bad photo skills - impressed that you took those with your phone.
"Don't call me partner.." haha, kids crack me up!
I haven't been to one single baseball game this year. And I'm living in a town where, at times, both teams were in first place. What's my problem. I miss baseball. And raging lunatics in parking lots.
LOL -- it's sort of like a scene from "Midnight Cowboy" if it were remade for Nickelodeon.
kids say the darndest things
there's nothing like the homeless people in our 'hood.
thanks for taking a picture of the guy with the cardboard box over his head. my friend got drunk last night and we couldnt figure out where he went.
I totally would have karate chopped that kid.
MsP
Oh come on like you've never picked up a box, put in your head, fell down and started screaming? I mean what do you do for fun?
That box looks comy.
Not gonna lie.
Awww the Flats. How I miss them. ~sighs~
I once saw a woman screaming at noone and hitting herself silly on Lorain Ave. Good times.
That kid punked you! You should've known - kids in Pittsburgh are gangsta.
Cardboard box man? IS AWESOME.
pittsburgh smells like poo.
Ahaha "don't call me partner." Classy kid.
Ahh I love it. Kids are so cute.
3 of my 7 favorite homeless person memories are from cleveland. your bums are so much better than our bums.
Pittsburgh's always a good time!
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