Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Oh Canada!

So I am supposed to have a video blog today but instead of recording one last night I was busy fighting crime, flexing and saving kittens. You decide which one was more important you greedy bloggers.

Instead of a video blog (which I may have next week) I have decided to share a story of my recent trip to Canada -

Me: What is the population of Niagra Falls?

Lady Friend (checking her Blackberry): 82,000

Me: Is that metric or standard?

Damn you Canada!

25 comments:

justjp said...

Yea, they really need to make up their mind about that. Never trust a country that has 2 official languages!

Marie said...

Well, which one is it?! I'm so confused.

Fizzgig said...

does metric and standard matter with numbers or measurement? you are confusing me even more.

LBluca77 said...

Ok now I am even more confused.

Kristen said...

Some cultures don't even have numbers. They've just got "one" or "many." That's it.

Can you imagine how confusing that shit must be?

Deutlich said...

Canada makes me happy

moooooog35 said...

PEOPLE LIVE IN THE NIAGARA FALLS?!?!

Aren't they really really wet?

Anonymous said...

speaking on behalf of canadians, it never suprises us how brutish our neighbors to the south could be. at least your president today will show acumen in our country eh. oh you didn't know he's visiting Canada today, it doesn't surprise since no one down south keeps up with foreign affairs.

surviving myself said...

I spend most of my nights flexing too.

We're awesome.

surviving myself said...

HAHAHA

I love how Anon says "eh" even in his comment! Beautiful.

Anonymous said...

You will be prohibited from entering Canada Next Time

Anonymous said...

justjp, never trust a country that has one official language (English) and one unofficial language (Spanish) eh.

Anonymous said...

Marie, Fizzgig, and LBluca 77 if you are blond, please refer to the blog topic from Monday eh.

Bon Don said...

I wish I spent my night doing half the cool stuff you do!

rs27 said...

Why is the Alanis Morisette logging on as anonymous.

We know who you are!

insomniaclolita said...

I want tp visit canada :(

lacochran said...

Ungrateful kittens. Makes me so mad.

brookem said...

meow.

Kellie said...

Wow. This anonymous poster sure has something shoved up his behind. I wonder if it's a ruler. But then would it be metric or standard? Oh the humanity!

fiona said...

It's FISH ya dope!

dmb5_libra said...

i did the same exact thing last night. i'm surprised we didn't run into each other.

Maxie said...

I heart canada, but I'm going to reconsider... who are these anon people.

And doesn't canada have two languages too? french and english.

Heff said...

If I went to Canada the cold would shrink my pee-pee, so I stay home where it's large...I mean warm.

Essentially Me said...

The entire population of Canada is like the entire population of NYC.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the population of Canada is like the the population fo NYC, but all is about Quality not Quantity,eh.