Friday, February 13, 2009

Would Ya Wednesday on Friday...Narm Edition

Fathers lock up your daughters.

Husbands lock up your wives.

Girls lock up your Taylor Swift CD's.

Narm is loose.

That's right it's time for Would Ya Wednesday on Friday - the Narm edition.

Where the question isn't "Would You?" it's "Could You Resist?"

I've got a pocket full of roofies that says "aw hell naw".

But the question today isn't just about if you would play with the stretch Narmstrong in my pants - but which of the pictures below better accentuates my dashing good looks and washboard abs.

I actually have to be careful that my blog doesn't get flagged as porn because the pictures below? They're too hot to handle.

So you know the rules - I throw up two pictures and you decide if you would take the free candy I'm offering and get into the back of my van.

But fellas - since today doesn't have a female selection I have a subquestion - which of the pictures below makes me look more likely to be caught with my pants down watching Little Giants?

Fumblerooski! Fumblerooski!

Annnnnnnnnnd go -


or

32 comments:

The Maiden Metallurgist said...

Mustaches make me hot.

Deutlich said...

Those glasses make you look like a pedophile.

I'm going with picture #2

Marie said...

Oh look, it's 70s Narm and pedophile Narm. Which one to go for...hmmm....very difficult choice...

Rachel said...

Lord. I can't even think.

BAHAHAHAOk. OK. Focus.

I can't. I'm dying.

Bethie said...

Suspenders + stache = sexxayyy

Do I get free candy for that endorsement?

Also the first pic...while it smacks strongly of pederast, there's something Hunter S. Thompson about it. Gonzo Narm...hmm...

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

play with the stretch Narmstrong in my pants

i dying laughing at my desk right now.

and i'm glad you went with the creepier picture choice - in plum we trust.

Heff said...

LMAO !!! Those pix are both great, but I'd have to go with #1. (Unless of course, Narm is into "number two"...)

AMANDA said...

i think i just pissed my pants...you need to write a book.

ANG* said...

after losing my iphone last night, i need this laugh. thank you. also, you're creepy :)

Regardez Moi said...

they're both amazing, quite frankly. but i'm partial to the 2nd because suspenders and mustaches make me tingle.

down there.

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Julie_Gong said...

i would snap those suspenders any time.

clearly i'm going with #1.

Christina_the_wench said...

Good god, man. This is just sadistic.

How big is the candy anyways? Are we talking Fun Size or full blown King Size? Yes, it does matter.

I can't believe I just typed that. Straight to hell I tell you...

So@24 said...

I wish you had a giant old thymey bicycle in the background of the second pic.

Ashley said...

yes, and YES! I dig mustaches...haha!

Kellie said...

Oh wow. Words escape me at this moment. I think I'd have to go w/ Narm #2 b/c who can pass up some free candy?

Matt said...

I was pretty pissed off that there were no hot chicks on here today...

but then I noticed that in the first picture, you kind of look like DeNiro in Casino.

Except not.

pj said...

I might grow a stache cause you look so cool!

LBluca77 said...

Well since candy makes. Me tingle in my special place I will go with pic #2.

LiLu said...

Does that say "free candy"? DONE and DONE.

insomniaclolita said...

HAHAHAHA picture #2 of course, sexy!!

Sarah said...

i'll take some of that candy!

you are probably the only blogger that can't get away with a 'would you do me?' post.

justjp said...

The glasses say, but I like the little giants. The suspenders say, look my junk is so incredible I need extra help holding up my pants.

Lauren said...

It's all about the molester look. So #2!

Chocobo said...

I'll take the pedophile please. At least he looks like he might be able to have a conversation without drooling (unless it was about little girls (or boys, who knows)).

Sweet. I just did a parenthetical inside a parenthetical. I think I've taken too many math classes.

Angela said...

Out of those two pictures, if I HAD to choose which "Narm look" to sleep with... I think I might choose going into the nunnery.

Allison M. said...

not gonna lie, you have some issues. does the lady friend know?

rs27 said...

Um,yes.

Oh Its two dude pictures today?

Damn you for your shenanigans.

Hammen said...

Both pictures are ridiculously awesome and should be commended as such.

Always a Bridesmaid said...

Picture 1 = To Catch a Predator

fiona said...

You are "The Master of Disguise" and for that reason I'd do ya!

Maxie said...

I love pedophiles... so number 1 and 2.

Your Ill-fitting Overcoat said...

I'm pretty into those glasses.