my pants.
It's time for Would Ya Wednesday on Wednesday - The News Edition. The game that even the Lions can win.
Detroit Liowned.
This week's theme is news anchors - and for some reason I can't think of any innuendos that involve anchors. Here are three choices -
A) I'd like to drop her anchor.
B) Anchor? Damn near killed her!
C) Is that an anchor in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
My personal favorite is B but we're a democracy here at White-Collar Redneck so you, the people, get to decide.
Wait - are we a democracy or American Idol?
I seem to have gotten off topic - lets get back to reporting on bigger stories - like my arms.
You know the rules - I report on two suspects and you tell me if they would be your lead story or just a teaser. Or maybe a human interest piece. Mmmmm...human.
So turn up the volume and turn down the sheets (because you know they aren't wearing pants behind those news desks) - It's Would Ya Wednesday time!
Brian Williams
Katie Couric
33 comments:
I actually like C the best and definitely a big no-no for Brian Williams.
Brian Williams looks so confused and unsure in that photo.
Not the Brian from this picture.
Unless I had about 5 vodka/cokes.
yeah. 5.
Of course, That is my sexytime drink number, I'd probably do Katy with 5 VC's too.
I'd give a big YES to Brian Williams. Hearing that voice talk dirty would be hilarious.
Ickkkkkkkk! This is the worst Would Ya ever. I'd need at least a case before I'd let Couric announce my top story.
Katie Couric has very large gums. But sure I would go for a tumble with Brian Williams.
Huh? Would Ya Wednesday ON WEDNESDAY?
This just feels so wrong. I'm frightened.
(Rushes off to get milk and bread and bourbon for the apocalypse.)
Ew, gross...GROOOOOOSSSSEEEE.
I'm thinking you should get your lady friend to help out when picking these men next time around - a little eye candy would be nice, Narm!
yes and yes. why not
I'd much prefer keith olbermann and rachel maddow though.
Brian Williams? Eh, no. He looks constipated and trying to hide it.
I don't know about sleeping with a news anchor. I'd be scared that they're going to write an expose about me or something or that afterwards they're going to say something like "good night America and God Bless" or whatever it is they say.
I'm with Ashley on this. Your taste in guys is not good Narm, not good at all...
I dont like Katie Couric. At all.
I think this is my first no?
but yeah, I pick option A.
I would bang Katie Couric right on her anchor desk and make Barbara Walters watch.
Again.
holy crap i would let brian williams anchor me on his news desk any day.
and he gets extra bonus hot points because he has an excellent dry sense of humor. have you seen him on SNL?
Can I pass on both and vote for Anderson Cooper? I mean, I know he's not exactly on my team but he's so dreamy!!!
I'll take a pass on both. Thanks.
Option C? Alright, the dude I guess. (he comes with Tequila right? I'd definately needs some Tequila.)
I'd be scared of katie, what if she asked me tough questions like what magazines I read????
Nope. Neither of them do it for me. Ew.
i just heard katie couric this morning on the radio joking about her interview with lil wayne ("it's not often that i get to interview people and ask them, 'you really like your weed, don't you?'") which made me like her a little bit more ... but not enough for me to want to put my face in her crotch
I'd say Katie, except she's a family friend and was at my grandparent's 50th wedding anniversary. So, yanno, if we did, the 55th might be a tad awkward.
I'm going to have to repeat the "ew" stated earlier.
ewww...
Hmm. Milquetoast white male or perky woman in need of heavy sedation. You really like to test our moral fortitude, don't you?
i'm gonna have to say no on both counts. if it were a life or death, pick one or we'll shoot ya type situation, i'd go with brian. sorry katie.
So funny, I will take tan-man thanks.
Not quite ready to go gay, Heff would choose Katie.
Give me 6 or 7 drinks and I would be all over Brian Williams, but there's just not enough vodka in the world for me to tap Katie Couric.
News anchors don't do it for me unless of course they are Anderson Cooper!!! How could you leave the silver fox out of this??
I would sooo do Brian Williams! Have you seen him in an interview? He's actually really funny. That's all I require in my men: humor.
Neither, and I'm pretty adventurous... Brian Williams looks like he's be too "girly & sensitive" who wants that!? plus he looks like sex shames him and he'd shower and cry right after!
Okay, I just had to tell you that I was like anxious for your this post, because I've been too lazy to pay attention to posts with tons of words and emotions and everything else. I just wanted to look at mediocre people and decide whether or not I'd do them. So. Ya know, thanks for that.
And yes to the man, no to the girl.
The one with boobs plz.
I would drop my anchor in Katie's port any day!
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