Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Would Ya Wednesday on Wednesday - This Just In

This just in...

my pants.

It's time for Would Ya Wednesday on Wednesday - The News Edition. The game that even the Lions can win.

Detroit Liowned.

This week's theme is news anchors - and for some reason I can't think of any innuendos that involve anchors. Here are three choices -

A) I'd like to drop her anchor.

B) Anchor? Damn near killed her!

C) Is that an anchor in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

My personal favorite is B but we're a democracy here at White-Collar Redneck so you, the people, get to decide.

Wait - are we a democracy or American Idol?

I seem to have gotten off topic - lets get back to reporting on bigger stories - like my arms.

You know the rules - I report on two suspects and you tell me if they would be your lead story or just a teaser. Or maybe a human interest piece. Mmmmm...human.

So turn up the volume and turn down the sheets (because you know they aren't wearing pants behind those news desks) - It's Would Ya Wednesday time!

Brian Williams


Katie Couric

33 comments:

Marie said...

I actually like C the best and definitely a big no-no for Brian Williams.

blue-eyed brunette said...

Brian Williams looks so confused and unsure in that photo.
Not the Brian from this picture.

Unless I had about 5 vodka/cokes.

yeah. 5.

Of course, That is my sexytime drink number, I'd probably do Katy with 5 VC's too.

Hoss said...

I'd give a big YES to Brian Williams. Hearing that voice talk dirty would be hilarious.

Hammen said...

Ickkkkkkkk! This is the worst Would Ya ever. I'd need at least a case before I'd let Couric announce my top story.

LBluca77 said...

Katie Couric has very large gums. But sure I would go for a tumble with Brian Williams.

lacochran said...

Huh? Would Ya Wednesday ON WEDNESDAY?

This just feels so wrong. I'm frightened.

(Rushes off to get milk and bread and bourbon for the apocalypse.)

Ashley said...

Ew, gross...GROOOOOOSSSSEEEE.

I'm thinking you should get your lady friend to help out when picking these men next time around - a little eye candy would be nice, Narm!

Maxie said...

yes and yes. why not

I'd much prefer keith olbermann and rachel maddow though.

Angela said...

Brian Williams? Eh, no. He looks constipated and trying to hide it.

Kristen said...

I don't know about sleeping with a news anchor. I'd be scared that they're going to write an expose about me or something or that afterwards they're going to say something like "good night America and God Bless" or whatever it is they say.

fiona said...

I'm with Ashley on this. Your taste in guys is not good Narm, not good at all...

Matt said...

I dont like Katie Couric. At all.

I think this is my first no?


but yeah, I pick option A.

moooooog35 said...

I would bang Katie Couric right on her anchor desk and make Barbara Walters watch.

Again.

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

holy crap i would let brian williams anchor me on his news desk any day.

and he gets extra bonus hot points because he has an excellent dry sense of humor. have you seen him on SNL?

stealthnerd said...

Can I pass on both and vote for Anderson Cooper? I mean, I know he's not exactly on my team but he's so dreamy!!!

deutlich said...

I'll take a pass on both. Thanks.

S. said...

Option C? Alright, the dude I guess. (he comes with Tequila right? I'd definately needs some Tequila.)

surviving myself said...

I'd be scared of katie, what if she asked me tough questions like what magazines I read????

Kellie said...

Nope. Neither of them do it for me. Ew.

raych said...

i just heard katie couric this morning on the radio joking about her interview with lil wayne ("it's not often that i get to interview people and ask them, 'you really like your weed, don't you?'") which made me like her a little bit more ... but not enough for me to want to put my face in her crotch

LiLu said...

I'd say Katie, except she's a family friend and was at my grandparent's 50th wedding anniversary. So, yanno, if we did, the 55th might be a tad awkward.

Joy said...

I'm going to have to repeat the "ew" stated earlier.

ewww...

TishTash said...

Hmm. Milquetoast white male or perky woman in need of heavy sedation. You really like to test our moral fortitude, don't you?

Regardez Moi said...

i'm gonna have to say no on both counts. if it were a life or death, pick one or we'll shoot ya type situation, i'd go with brian. sorry katie.

just a girl... said...

So funny, I will take tan-man thanks.

Heff said...

Not quite ready to go gay, Heff would choose Katie.

Chocobo said...

Give me 6 or 7 drinks and I would be all over Brian Williams, but there's just not enough vodka in the world for me to tap Katie Couric.

Bethie said...

News anchors don't do it for me unless of course they are Anderson Cooper!!! How could you leave the silver fox out of this??

Megkathleen said...

I would sooo do Brian Williams! Have you seen him in an interview? He's actually really funny. That's all I require in my men: humor.

Bon Don said...

Neither, and I'm pretty adventurous... Brian Williams looks like he's be too "girly & sensitive" who wants that!? plus he looks like sex shames him and he'd shower and cry right after!

Melissa said...

Okay, I just had to tell you that I was like anxious for your this post, because I've been too lazy to pay attention to posts with tons of words and emotions and everything else. I just wanted to look at mediocre people and decide whether or not I'd do them. So. Ya know, thanks for that.
And yes to the man, no to the girl.

So@24 said...

The one with boobs plz.

justjp said...

I would drop my anchor in Katie's port any day!