Monday, February 23, 2009

Things I Would Rather Do Than Watch Another Hugh Jackman Song and Dance Number

Slam my face in a car door.

Watch a movie starring Mike Meyers, Seth Green and Tyler Perry.

Help someone move.

Argue that Tom Brady is a Top 5 all-time quarterback.

Drink hot dog water.

Watch any reality show on MTV or VH1.

Play in traffic.

Be a Jets fan.

Hang out with Carrot Top.

Spend a romantic evening with Sarah Jessica Parker.

Dance.

Pop my collar.

Have a conversation with Kanye West.

Have a conversation with Kanye West ABOUT popping my collar.

Help David Hasselhoff choose a swimsuit.

Be at the bottom of a pile-up with the Baltimore Ravens after practice.

Shave my beard.

Know the name of someone from The Hills.

Listen to Nickelback.

Ok, ok - maybe it wasn't worse than Nickelback.

32 comments:

Ben said...

Nickelback is the ONLY thing worse than Hugh Jackman musical numbers.

Regardez Moi said...

ahahaah.

i was thinking the same thing as I was watching. ugh.

Bethie said...

Not sure which makes me want to vom more: the idea of hot dog water or the idea of Austin Powers in: Medea.

Vomming now...

moooooog35 said...

I can hear Kanye now:

"Narm...doesn't care...about black people."

Seriously, Narm...be careful what you wish for.

Go the Sarah Jessica Parker route.

Worst case, you can punch her in the throat. Maybe get to meet Matthew Broderick.

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

ok i don't think the jackster is all that attractive, like at all.

but i loved his job as a host, i think he was awesome.

maybe it's the musical theater lover in me - i'm was impressed with his dancing too. for as tall as he his boy can move.

lacochran said...

So, if I'm following you here, you watched an awards show and thought it would... good?!

Maxie said...

I HEART NICKELBACK!!! STOP PICKING ON THEM.

insomniaclolita said...

HAHAHAHAHAH on popping collar with Kanye West. Count me in?

Better yet, you need to star on The Hills. Maybe as one of them Hollywood bad boys and end up being love interests of two main actresses .

It's LAUREN and WHITNEY btw.

Heff said...

I avoided the situation altogether. The thought of witnessing that was too much to bear.

blue-eyed brunette said...

As soon as I saw Hugh up on the stage, I chuckled and thought how miserable you must be if you were being forced to watch the Oscars.

Marie said...

I can't even picture you popping your collar. Can't even picture you wearing one of those shirts.

surviving myself said...

We think alike my friend. We think alike.

Kristen said...

I don't know. I bet hot dog water is delicious.

Gilahi said...

Is that hot dog-water, or hot-dog water? English can be confusing.

rs27 said...

Nickelback is sponsoring this blog right?

I'm onto your games

ANG* said...

fair. however, if you were a woman, at least you could appreciate this dashing good looks...even if they are stifled by top hats.

Cal said...

Hearing Hugh Jackman singing (and seeing him dancing) actually made me turn off the tv and wash dishes--voluntarily. Now that is bad...

Deutlich said...

Oh. It was worse than Nickelback.

Poetry Sue said...

Hey hey.. lay off my man there buck-o

Giggle Pixie said...

The only thing I could add is "get set on fire."

Susan said...

I was also wondering which kind of "hot dog" water you meant. I don't think I could stomach either one.

Dolce said...

Lots of hate for Hugh today. I don't know how he won most sexy...Wolverine ruined it for me.

HBee said...

Wait a minute! What's wrong with drinking hot dog water?

Also I need help moving next month. You in?

Awesome! I soooooo appreciate it!

Molly said...

i don't believe for one second that you don't know the name of someone from The Hills.

Kellie said...

Haha... but Hugh Jackman is hot. Sorry, he is. And that hot dog water comment made me throw up in my mouth just a little bit. Disgusting.

LiLu said...

Nothing on this earth is worse than listening to Nickelback. Except maybe Nickelback on repeat. Gotta go quick befgore I get some Nickelback in my he- GAH ITS TOO LATE!!! Look what you've done!

LBluca77 said...

Hot dog water! Oh god I just threw up. I would rather lick my cat clean like Angela from The Office that drink hot dog water.

Essentially Me said...

Seriously, what's up with the Nickelback gang-bang?? They're not THAT BAD!

Fizzgig said...

euw you said hot dog water! NASTY!

ps. at a party this weekend, someone knowingly put nickelback on a PARTY mix! everyone at said party thought it was ridiculous, except the party thrower. I wont admit that person was my manfriend.

thismayconcernyou.com said...

Now, I'd rather sleep with octo-mama than listen to another Hugh Jackman number. (I just came over from "Fresh Banana Puddin")

fiona said...

Slam my face in a car door.

OK!

So@24 said...

Tyler Perry? Im going to pretend I didnt read that