Cue up the red wine and Valtrex; it's time for everyone's favorite game - Would Ya Wednesday!
The game that is like Where's Waldo? - but with your private parts.
This week's theme? Aging stars from the 80's. But I don't mean in their prime - oh, no - I am talking 2009 version.
Our first contestant is most famous for being nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize - something about "keeping the mullet dream alive". When he wasn't saving Africa he also wrote a few songs. That's right, everyone's favorite super hero - Bono.
More importantly - if you get him in the sack you can answer the age old question of whether he wears his sunglasses in bed. If I were a betting man I would say he is just socks, sunglasses and business in the bedroom.
Our other contestant could beat you up. I don't care who you are. She would use her crazy Kabbalah powers and cast some voodoo spell on you. Her one talent in life is being even crazier than Scientologists. Of course I'm talking about the Material Girl - Madonna.
You know the rules - I put up pictures of each contestant and you tell me if you would act Like A Virgin or if you would let them stick their privates Where The Streets Have No Name.
Bono -
Madonna -
29 comments:
You couldn't pay me enough....no.
I wouldn't bang Madonna with Bono's dick.
No way on Madonna. I might if I were REALLY drunk w/ Bono. But just to see if he really does keep his sunglasses on or not. My curiosity would kill my cat. :)
I just have to say gross and grosser...no way I'd hit either of those...blech!
Sometimes you have to do things you dont want to do...
just to say you did them.
I'd let Bono lite an unforgettable fire.. in my pants!
So is this the gay version of would you wednesday? Mandonna is one of the ugliest men I have ever seen.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! runs away screaming
Is beating the shit out of Bono an option? Because that's what I really want to do.
DUDE!
My word verification is.....
"haters"
Best ever!
Hayll no on both.
Bono can speak to me if he still has an Irish accent, but that's it.
Madonna's steel-trap yoga muscles are terrifying.
Nope. Not ever with Bono, especially not with his 1980s mullet.
No sir. Imagining Madonna's industrial albeit well oiled vajayjay makes me cringe. If I saw that cougar down bar I'd pay my tab and leave. Not coyly ignore her and secretly hope she snares me with game and shots, I'd already be at the next bar.
I say both. With a side of apple pie. Yes.
Except I don't like apple pie. Let's go with cherry.
also, please know today's word verification was "haterpet"
Now we're getting somewhere! Bono for sure...
Madonna, I'll pass TYVM.
I think the proper expression is "I wouldn't bang Bono with Madonna's dick."
Not even with yours.
Wv: bactio - Prescription antibiotic you'd be prescribed if you had sex with Madonna.
Wait..wait...old Madonna or the new, anorexic-yet-somehow-futuristic-Terminator Madonna?
Nevermind. I'd screw a Terminator.
Especially the one on Sarah Conner Chronicles.
What were you asking again?
Oh fuck no.
I'd do Bono so I could have bragging rights. But no way to madonna. She scares the ess out of me. But back in the 80's madonna - after she learned how to trim her eyebrows, Yes.
Bono all the way. He's one sexy bitch.
Madonna just has creepy over-exercised man arms.
NOOOOOOOOO
I'd let Bono hit it as long as he didn't want to talk about global issues and such.
Madonna? Not a chance. Which of course means maybe under dreadful circumstances. Like blind, amnesia-predicated circumstances.
Sorry, these two choices have left me gagging...
I'm too disgusted to even speak :P
absofuckinglutely NOT.
Why did you put up two men this week? No thanks to both, but really appreciate the lasting image of Bono rocking the socks in bed.
DISGUSTING. Madonna back in the day? Yes. But not now. She's scary and hideous.
Any man who wears sunglasses like that does not deserve to jump in the sack with anyone. As a proud gay man, I have a "no fashion sense, no chance" sort of policy. And by fashion sense, I mean that you can't wear ugly-ass sunglasses like that, geez. NO.
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