Thursday, April 9, 2009

WyW on Thursday - Run for The Hills

Some of you think this is easy. That I just sit on my couch shirtless with a bag of Doritos on my lap and a pile of empty Busch Lights cans to my left and snatch two celebrities out of thin air. That with so many celebrities out there this is just a throw-away post to get me through the week. You think that WyW is for ME.

You think I enjoy this.

Well, let me tell you, there is NOTHING I enjoy about putting these next two celebrities on White-Collar Redneck. This is a place of distinction. Of reputation. This is a place of class and dignity. A place I have slowly built up to what it is now - one fart joke at a time.

And now.

This.

But even the most repulsive and annoying wastes of human flesh have boobies. And for that, we must do them.

Yes, it is time for Would Ya Wednesday on Thursday - Run for The Hills edition.

Today's theme is from The Hills. Or Laguna Beach - or whatever. Leave me alone.

This week is somewhat of a twist - because I am putting up two extremely attractive people. In fact, when I put up the picture of LC I looked down and my fly was undone and my boy parts were trying to make a break for it. It was like an episode of Prison Break but in this version the little bald guy doesn't have any overly dramatic lines.

The catch is that these are two of the most annoying human beings on earf. Their mere existance brings the entire planet down a few notches. I heard that Obama is in negotiations with God to delay the Great Flood as long as we wipe out all traces of The Hills and Laguna Beach.

I'm kidding - I realize that God and Obama are the same person.

Anyways for those of you new to Would Ya Wednesday here are the rules - I put up pictures of two people, NOT actors (wink wink), and then you tell me, UNSCRIPTED (wink wink), if you would play with their Hills and make them your (Laguna) Beach.

Let's see what happens when your privates stop being polite - and start being real.

Lauren Conrad

Brody Jenner

32 comments:

Marie said...

Don't watch either show, but I would have to say yes to what's his name.

On the other hand he does kinda look like an ass so I'm not sure.

Besides he's not rocking a beard. And that's just not cool.

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

would like to lick every inch of brody jenner's body.

EVERY INCH.

he is walking sex.

Allison M. said...

Ok, yes to Brody Jenner. Although I'm pretty sure I would never be fake friends with someone who stalked me to get my fake show.

oh, the trials and tribulations of living a Hollywood life..

surviving myself said...

Hell yes dude. She's too hot. She could fake the orgasm and everything.
I wouldn't care one bit.

Then I'd get Brody to introduce me to Kim K, because they're related.

Hex said...

Chicks think that guy is hot now, but I'm telling you -- that's Affleck 2.0 right there.

Matt said...

I would dot her eyes.

moooooog35 said...

Would I do Lauren Conrad?!

Dude.

I just fucked my monitor.

Deutlich said...

I don't do blondes. And if I didn't know who the hell Brody was, I'd be all over that.

longredcape said...

I don't watch that show, but he looks like a tool. I don't think he could change my tire. An absolute NO.

Why does LC look weird in that photo? She's usually much prettier than that.

In photos I see on the internet, anway.

I swear I don't watch The Hills! I DON'T WATCH IT!!

For some reason the word verifications on your blog are always the best. Today it's "regro."

Jen said...

Yes and Yes. I would do both. And I don't even swing that way.

Anonymous said...

mmmm, Brody Jenner is a nice piece of man meat!! I would eat that up in a heartbeat! Annnd for Lauren...I'm not into girls, but I think I could make an acception for her! She's beautiful!

AMANDA said...

Brody Jenner has been my celebrity crush ever since my man Vince Vaughn got fat. So Yes to Brody! Yes!

Soda and Candy said...

Maybe if Brody had a shower, a shave and a personality transplant...

Probably not.

Kristen said...

Oh.

I don't even know who either of those people are. I don't know those shows either.

I feel so superior right now...

PS: this post was wicked funny.

Fizzgig said...

did i ever tell you I'm celibate? Cus I am.

that girl so reminds me of marsha brady

Bon Don said...

Yes and OH God YES! twice :)

Dolce said...

I'd motorboat her.

rs27 said...

Maybe Bruce Jenner, But Brody Jenner?!?!

Oh, there's a chick up there.

Let's pretend this exchange didn't happen.

justjp said...

I thought this was a classy establishment? Narm, what happened? Yea, I would....

Jenn Vojta said...

I would nom, nom, nom, on Brody Jenner.

Kellie said...

LC's hot. So even though she's annoying I'd say yes.

And Brody I would for sure. He's a nice chunk of man meat. I'd eat him right up.

insomniaclolita said...

Sigh..I thought you gonna put Spencer Pratt, glad you're not or I may vomit all over, so unpretty.

And of course I'd go with Brody here, ill ride him anytime, although he's an empty rich dude, yea? I'm pretty much in the market for a hot party boy sugar daddy.

Kidding.

Angela said...

Brody? Yes. YES yes. I'd hit it and quit it, and leave it at that, because he's got a lot of drama and I don't deal with that.

Julie_Gong said...

tough call since both are major douches. i'll have to go with jenner only because his dad has a gold medal and looks like the crypt keeper.

LBluca77 said...

I would do them both. At the same time. And throw in some chocolate syrup and sprinkles and the 3 of us will have a party

Douchegirl said...

Brody? I'd hit and never quit it. Except for when he's being a douche.

Lauren? Hell yeah. She's GORGEOUS.

LiLu said...

Brody. As long as he wore 26 condoms.

dmb5_libra said...

LC no. she'd whine and complain about everything.

brody? oh hellz yeah!

MsPuddin said...
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MsPuddin said...

I feel like LC secretly has an STD for some reason, so I'll stay away from that, which is funny because I would fuck the shit out of Brody and he probably is even more likely to have one than her...hmmmm.

Smash said...

I agree with LBluca77 - send them BOTH my way :)

(vixenchick) said...

i'd hit lauren. definately lauren.

xoxo

vixen