Wednesday, April 1, 2009

WyW - Blockbuster Edition

We haven't had significant snow here in Cleveland for at least 15 minutes which means it is officially summer. Or spring. Or hell. I'm not sure, I'm not a mathematician (have I used this joke before?)

And you know what comes with summer!

No, not back sweat. Gross.

No, not ice cream - think big-time, Fatty.

NO! Not fat chicks in tank tops! What is your deal?

Blockbuster movies! Jeez. I can't do everything for you, Reader. Summer brings blockbuster movies with explosions! Back-stabbing! Passion! Regret!

Apparently blockbuster movies are a lot like my prom but without crying in the fetal position.

I've digressed - let's roll out the red carpet, get the limos gassed up and pick up Ryan Seacrest from the Keebler Elf Tree - it is time for -

WOULD YA WEDNESDAY - BLOCKBUSTER EDITION

If you haven't seen the previews, Would Ya Wednesday is the game where I project two celebrities and you tell me if you would make it rated PG or R.

Action!

Will Smith

Kate Winslet

31 comments:

stealthnerd said...

Yes....and yes. Don't judge.

Marie said...

Excuse you, but how did you know Kate Winslet is one of my girl crushes?

Would do the Smith. Definitely.

surviving myself said...

Bacne! That's what comes with summer.

And yes, I'd do her. Though she'd be boring as hell I bet.

Poetry Sue said...

mmmm I would do Smith but not winslet... she looks like a dead lay

Matt said...

I thank the good lord everyday that I dont get bacne.

oh and yes. I would hit that.

Bethie said...

Stellar choices this week. I'd probably not kick either one out of bed for eating crackers.

Soda and Candy said...

Both of them at once.

LBluca77 said...

Will Smith!! Duh! For 2 reasons why I would do him

1. He's hot
2. Its true what they say about black men.

Burt Frost said...

On impulsive alone I would have been all over Dolly based on the pic from last week and today I found myself rationalizing excerting effort to get in sweet Kate's vagoo... Good to know my tastes and terminology havent developed since middle school.

Rachel said...

Figures that you post the two celebrities that I have been the most sexually attracted to since I was 14.

I think the question here is, how many rated R movies would I be allowed to film with both of them before someone finally gets a crane to lift me away?

Maxie said...

are you effing kidding me?

um yes and yes.

if anyone says otherwise they are LYING.

fiona said...

April Fool...right?
Who WOULDN'T do these two.

moooooog35 said...

I would sink my Titanic into Kate any day.

justjp said...

I would let Kate think it was PG, then flip the script and hit her with some crazy R stylings that border on NC-17! We call that the sneaker...

Just A Girl said...

Both. Hell yes.

Chocobo said...

Of course I would be all over both/either of them. Ask me a difficult question . . . Like that time you posted 2 pics of yourself.

rs27 said...

Remember that time Kate Winslet was naked in that movie?

Yeah, that was great.

I pretty much figure we've had sex already.

insomniaclolita said...

Of course Will Smith. Yummm.

LiLu said...

Both? At the same time?

Stellar.

dmb5_libra said...

there is something about will smith now that bothers me. fresh pronce will smith i'll take any day.

and kate? oh hells yeah!

Angela said...

Eh, nah. I'd keep things rated G with Will Smith. I don't think he's too all that.

Deutlich said...

I'd like to take both of them with a side of ice cream.

Oh.

Yes.

Heff said...

Considering Kate Winslet is cinematically naked most of the time anyway, yeah, I'd slap her funbags around...

Kellie said...

Heck yeah to both. They're good looking people. If you say no your standards are way too high and you'd better knock em down a notch. :)

Hammen said...

I've seen Kate Winslet naked so many times that I feel like I've already banged her.

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

both of them, hopefully together!

Bon Don said...

ummm No and Yes.

Fizzgig said...

will smith! hollaaaa

Julie_Gong said...

I mean Will Smith DID rap/sing/talk (?) that 1998 hit Miami so clearly he is the winner.

f.B said...

Kate. Winslet.

Yes, please.

Sebastian said...

Would do both.

But this is the first time I've played this game -- can we have both at the same time?

Or perhaps be a voyeuristic onlooker while they get it on? That'd be kind of hot too.