Thursday, April 2, 2009

Captain Clear Beard


Unfortunately in a hungover, exhausted mistake I shaved off The Beard.

I have more regret today than that time I drank too much rum and woke up next to a midget.

A dude midget.

That's a lie, I don't regret it THAT much, Pablo and I ended up the best of friends.

22 comments:

Gilahi said...

"My beard and my nose do not define me as a person."

I'm sorta beginning to think they do.

Wv - flydam: A wall to prevent a flood of insects.

Chocobo said...

Your chin! It's so . . . naked.

Don't worry. I hear those things grow back, but judging by the way my male friends bitch, they itch the whole time and grow back in different colors than before (like grey).

Deutlich said...

Oh no!!!!

Marie said...

WHAT THE....!!!!

fiona said...

I think I like you naked!

dmb5_libra said...

that "beard" is un-american.

Ben said...

This is a sad day indeed.

f.B said...

shaven, i look like an ass; an ass with stubble. and yet, that somehow isn't enough of a reason for me to pay attention and not over-trim

Soda and Candy said...

Nooooooooo...

Wait, I haven't been reading your blog long enough for this to be a big deal.

I want to see those pictures of you & Pablo though!

lacochran said...

Beard, no beard--the kids on the playground are still gonna be able to pick you out of a line up. It's the helter skelter eyes that give you away.

Not that there's anything wrong with helter skelter eyes.

That was totally a compliment.

No, really.

Kristen said...

Why?

I thought you loved that thing on your face.

Kellie said...

The beard may be gone but you've still got man scruff which in my book is even sexier. :)

moooooog35 said...

I love it when you call me "Pablo."

Matt said...

Please tell me this is a late April fools joke, right?

Bon Don said...

Ahhh manly shadow and scruf is WAYYYY better!! it's a sexy look!

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

well now you are rocking the miami vice 5 o'clock shadow - not too shabby

insomniaclolita said...

So the beard haters might call you hot now :P Go beardless..

rs27 said...

That is not cleanshaven my friend.

Maybe you need a Brazilian

Anonymous said...

i told you so....

BC said...

I called this one the night you did it! I must also say told you so. You owe me three Samoas! That box of cookies better still be there!

Maxie said...

can i actually rent that space?

Smash said...

Oh the inappropriate comments I could make about "renting" your face...

But I know your lady friend so I won't. Plus it would be very awkward for me to say things regarding renting your face for a place to sit.

Oh crap. I said it anyway.

Seriously though, where the hell do you work? My friend in Iraq had a nicer office than you - I mean, she at least had a dart board on her particle board walls!