Thursday, April 2, 2009

Captain Clear Beard


Unfortunately in a hungover, exhausted mistake I shaved off The Beard.

I have more regret today than that time I drank too much rum and woke up next to a midget.

A dude midget.

That's a lie, I don't regret it THAT much, Pablo and I ended up the best of friends.

22 comments:

Gilahi said...

"My beard and my nose do not define me as a person."

I'm sorta beginning to think they do.

Wv - flydam: A wall to prevent a flood of insects.

Angie said...

Your chin! It's so . . . naked.

Don't worry. I hear those things grow back, but judging by the way my male friends bitch, they itch the whole time and grow back in different colors than before (like grey).

B said...

Oh no!!!!

Marie said...

WHAT THE....!!!!

fiona said...

I think I like you naked!

dmb5_libra said...

that "beard" is un-american.

Ben said...

This is a sad day indeed.

f.B said...

shaven, i look like an ass; an ass with stubble. and yet, that somehow isn't enough of a reason for me to pay attention and not over-trim

Soda and Candy said...

Nooooooooo...

Wait, I haven't been reading your blog long enough for this to be a big deal.

I want to see those pictures of you & Pablo though!

lacochran said...

Beard, no beard--the kids on the playground are still gonna be able to pick you out of a line up. It's the helter skelter eyes that give you away.

Not that there's anything wrong with helter skelter eyes.

That was totally a compliment.

No, really.

Anonymous said...

Why?

I thought you loved that thing on your face.

Kellie said...

The beard may be gone but you've still got man scruff which in my book is even sexier. :)

Moooooog35 said...

I love it when you call me "Pablo."

Matt said...

Please tell me this is a late April fools joke, right?

Bon Don said...

Ahhh manly shadow and scruf is WAYYYY better!! it's a sexy look!

alexa @clevelandsaplum said...

well now you are rocking the miami vice 5 o'clock shadow - not too shabby

Andhari said...

So the beard haters might call you hot now :P Go beardless..

Rahul said...

That is not cleanshaven my friend.

Maybe you need a Brazilian

Anonymous said...

i told you so....

BC said...

I called this one the night you did it! I must also say told you so. You owe me three Samoas! That box of cookies better still be there!

Maxie said...

can i actually rent that space?

Anonymous said...

Oh the inappropriate comments I could make about "renting" your face...

But I know your lady friend so I won't. Plus it would be very awkward for me to say things regarding renting your face for a place to sit.

Oh crap. I said it anyway.

Seriously though, where the hell do you work? My friend in Iraq had a nicer office than you - I mean, she at least had a dart board on her particle board walls!